The Imp with Lucille | Helluva Boss x Male Reader

Ozzie's

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. She places the bottle on an open page of Stolas's grimoire and it rolls off the table. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzo walks into the office.

Blitzo: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"

Y/n limps in holding Lucille.

Y/n: *Pained* "Their muscles were massive."

Y/n collapses onto the ground.

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: *yells* I'm still so jazzed up!

She snaps the axe in half and laughs.

She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* Babe, because guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitzo: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie: "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie, to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: *gasps* "Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie: "Yeah, well we've been planning it for quite a while."

Millie: "We?"

Y/n raises his hand proudly.

Y/n: "A double date with you two and my girlfriend!"

Millie: "Moxxie!"

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out.

Blitzo: "Y/n I don't think your bat can be considered a 'date', especially in a whore-hole like Lust."

Y/n: "Lucille is not my Girlfriend! I'm surprised after every time I tell you this you somehow pick it out of your brain."

Blitzo rolls his eyes.

Blitzo: *groans* "Ugh, can you two not?"

Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"

Blitzo: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the four of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

Moxxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us four."

Blitzo: "Uh huh!"

Y/n: "Just us."

Blitzo: "Mhm!"

Moxxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

Blitzo: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the three tightly* See you lovebugs later!"

He whistles on his way out. Moxxie growls.

Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from Moxxie's chest and makes a seductive purring sound.

Y/n: "You guys do that while Sallie May and I get ready, and don't worry you two I specifically asked her to be polite and kind."

Millie: "Knowing her I doubt that, but thanks for thinking of us Y/n."