Pyramid Head Collection

NSFW Alphabet

A=Aftercare (What they're like after sex)

Now, we've gotta be a little bit real here. As much as we make him out to be this giant sweetheart of a monstrosity, he's a completely different... thing. I mean, he's never had to really do anything with aftercare and chances of him starting with you are low.

Of course he'll have a bit more leniency to make sure that you are alright, but you're not getting much. Maybe he'll get better at in in the future, who knows?

B=Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner's)

Boy, those arms and chest of his really are something, huh? Yeah, he already knows. He's gorgeous, you don't have to tell him.

As for you, absolutely anything he can get his hands on. If it's skin he's obsessed with it. You a full course meal to him bb

C=Cum (anything to do with cum)

He's got a lot of it, and chances of you being able to move the entire night are slim with his heavy body holding you down, he's bound to fill you up completely.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Doesn't have a secret in the world. If he wants it, he's going to get it or make sure it happens.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)

Everyone in Silent Hill has gotten in the way of Pyramid Head at least once, and when he got his hands on them, well...

He's had a lot of experience and just sorta knows what he's doing.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Anything... really. If he can fuck you in that position, he's going to. Points if he can really hold you down while doing so 👍

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

Honestly, he's too in the moment to really be goofy. I mean, all that pent up love, well, it's not really pent up yall are fucking at least 3 times in the morning, but anyways, all the LOVE he has for you needs to be expressed.

Why give you flowered when he can give you that dick?

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Probably... doesn't... have any?

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect...)

*insert roar of satisfaction here*

J = Jack/Jill Off (Masturbation headcanon)

A mad man. An absolute champion. Can and will do it whenever he pleases.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Okay I know I say anything a lot here, but I really mean it. Everything is good to him. A massive breeding kink though, as well as bondage, marking, overstimulation to the MAX and just... a n y t hin g

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

You've got the whole town to the two of you. If a little 6 legged fucker with no eyes happens to come scuttling towards the two of you I'm sure Pyramid Head could shred him to peaces while still fucking you.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

You really don't have to do anything. He's like a switch, but it's always on.

N = NO (Something they wouldn't do, turn-offs)

Okay he has morals though, scat, urine, that literal shit is too much.

Look he lives in a shithole okay? Don't need to make it any dirtier than it already is.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He's begging you, please attempt to take him all at once. If he had eye's they'd be rolling into the back of his skull watching you bob up and down on him.

But he's got a freakishly long tongue that he is not afraid to use on you at all.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Honey, you might need to invest in a wheelchair. You won't be able to walk/ He might end up fucking you so hard the next time you'll be able to walk again.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

It's still sex right? Yeah, of course he's down for it. Sometimes things get busy but he's always got time for you. How sweet.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Nothing is off the table. You name it, he's got it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last...)

It simple doesn't end. The fucking you 3 times in the morning was not a joke. He'll fuck you 5 times after lunch and even another 12 at dinner.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

Doesn't really prefer to use them. He doesn't get jealous, but really just thinks that there is no use for them if you have him.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

No time to tease, none at all. Just make sure your clothes are off before he get's back to you so he doesn't waste anytime.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

*insert more roars and grunts of approval*

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Would 100% let you peg him. Of course, after he's thought hard about it for a few days. He still isn't too clear on the fact that it's HIM being fucked this time.

X = X-Ray (Let's see what's going on in those pants)

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It's the reason there is a hole in the ozone layer.

Z = ZZZ (... how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

It's iffy with him. Sometimes, he might really just be in the mood to fuck up some people's day, other times he might wanna actually fall asleep with you in his arms.

Probably gonna go fuck up some people's day though.