SKREW LOGICS!

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WAZZ UP WAZZIES?!? In so bored right now and I still don't know to do so I'm going to go with @Popgoestheweasel2002's idea for this chapter. :)

Vincent's Point Of View
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UGH! I can NEVER have some privacy without Mike and Jeremy and FANGIRLS interrupting!!! I grunted and looked up from Scotty. He groaned and I pulled myself off of him. I looked around some more and spotted two figures at our window. If you're thinking it is Mike and Jeremy well, you're wrong. Yeah, I said it. WRONG. There were two teenager girls at our window giggling and taking pictures of us. HOW RUDE?! "GET AWAY!!" I yelled and ran to the window. They laughed and still took pictures of me..... With a bare chest. NO! My beautiful abs are showing! They're only for Scotty!!! I covered myself up and blushed deeply. Of course, I still had my anger face and the girls thought that was cute. Ew. "Oh! I can't wait to show Becky!~" One of them squealed. "I know! They're SO meant for each other!~" The other squealed as well. I took immediate action and opened up the window and jumped out so fast that the FANGIRLS  didn't even notice until I was infront of their faces. "OMG! He's so handsome!~" She took another picture but before she could take even more, I snatched her phone and threw the thing all the way into our neighbor's yard. "Such a strong man~" She said in a seductive tone and placed her hand on my chest. I jumped and smacked her hand causing to stumble back and fall on her behind! IM SO MEAN! "Hit me more babe~ I like it~" She giggled. I noticed out the corner of my eye the other began filming this. I snatched her phone and threw the thing to the wall with so much force, that the phone shattered into pieces. "Oh! Do more-" "GET YOUR NASTY SELVES AWAY FROM MY MAN!" Scotty screamed and out of nowhere punched the girl and she fell face-first into the grass. She was knocked out! (Not in that way. Perverts) I looked over at Scotty with a shocked expression but all he did was stare down the other girl. "Well, what are you going to do with me?~" She said again in that seductive tone. Scotty looked at me and I looked back at him. I nodded. I picked up the knocked out girl and pulled her body away from our yard and into our neighbor's yard. I then picked her body up and threw her into their back yard. They'll never know... I walked back to Scotty only to find him beating the living hell out of the other girl. Look, I know I am an insane man and don't care for others, except Scotty, and I know that they were violating our privacy but he doesn't have to BEAT HER!! I ran over to them and pulled Scotty off of the girl. "Let me at her! Just-" "Scotty please! Just let her go!" I said while holding a struggling Scotty back. He sighed and relaxed. "Fine." He said and looked down at the floor. I let him go and he walled into our house. I looked back over at the girl only to find her knocked out like the other girl. I grunted and picked her up and threw her over into the neighbor's back yard. What?! I have no where else to put them! I climbed through the window and locked it behind me. I looked around and then heard some water running. Scotty must be taking a shower. I decided that since FANGIRLS are going to be stalking us and may break into our home, I locked all the windows and covered them with the blinds and curtains. Yes, even the upstairs windows. I walled to the closed restroom door and knocked. "Scooottyyyyy~" I said in a seductive tone. "Yes Vinny?~" He replied through the door. "Can I take a shower with you?~" I asked and tapped the door that was separating me and Scotty. Mean door! "Okay, but no touching!" He said while unlocking the door. I stepped in side and closed the door and locked it. I looked back at Scotty and was dumbfounded. Scotty's chest was perfectly tanned and had an eight pack! There was also water droplets, trickling down his chest and-DARN IT! He covered the man down stairs! But I can still see his furry
legs~ "Vinny? What's wrong?~" He asked which snapped me out of this trance. "Uh- nothing! Let's take a shower!" I blushed. He giggled and removed the towel around his waist. He turned around quickly before I could see his.... Well, you know... He jumped in and I quickly got undressed before jumping in with him. He turned on the shower and water started pouring down on us. I looked down and admired Scott's fine butt. I kept staring at it until I couldn't bare the urge any longer! I smacked it and Scotty jumped. "Vincent!" He yelled and turned around. I grinned while looking at that cute, blushing face. "What? I can't help that you have such a fine butt~" I then pinned him to the tile wall. "And we never got to finish~" I giggled. He only blushed in return. After the shower well, let's just say that Scotty couldn't walk right.... (Ha! Ha! No smut! >:3) "Sorry dear, it may hurt for a little bit" I said and carried Scotty bridal style down the stairs and into our living room. "You didn't have to do it so hard!" He complained and jumped out of my arms. He stumbled his way to the couch and plopped down on it. "Besides, I don't need your help!" He shouted at me. I walked to where Scotty was and crossed my arms. "Hey! You can't say you didn't enjoy it!" I argued back. He sighed. "Yeah, guess you're right about that.." I sat down next to him and pulled him to my side. He leaves his head on my shoulder and grabbed the remote. I then thought of something that just might make Scotty happy again... "Hey Scotty, want some cookies and milk?" I asked. "Uhhh... Sure?" He said and I stood up. "Brb" I said and walked to the kitchen. I opened the cabinets and pulled out two cups and placed them on the counter. I grabbed the milk and poured it into our glasses. I opened up the pantry and looked for any cookies. None. But what I did find was some cookie mix... "Scotty!" I yelled."what?!" He yelled back. "Want to bake some cookies with me?!" I yelled while reading the ingredients on the box. "Are you seriously asking me that when I am in this condition?" Scotty asked while stumbling into the kitchen. "You don't need to stand up, just sit in the chair and guide me through this" I said while turning back to him. "Okay" he sighed and sat in the kitchen chair.
"Pre-heat the oven to 350°"
"Okay"
"Get the ingredients that it says to get on the box"
"Alright"
"Now you are on your own"
He began to stand up until I pushed him back down into the chair.
"What the heck?!"
"No-no! I'm not getting this attitude! I want for you to help me and be here for me!"
"I'm only going to be in the living room! Just walk two steps and there I am!"
"...."
"...."
"You're still staying here."
"No"
"Yes"
"No!"
"Yes!"
"NO"
"Yyeeeesssss~"
"What?"
"Yes."
"Ughh!"
"If you love me you'd stay here"
"I....fine"
Thanks @Popgoestheweasel2002 for the idea of cookies! Don't worry! I'll continue the cuddling and do ThornTheCat's idea in the next chapter and if I don't, I'll try to see where I can put it in the future chapters. Thank you guys for your suggestions!!! Like always, STAY AWESOME AND FABULOUS! WazzWolf OUT!

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