Knuckles grabbed onto the biggest bench he could find and hurled it at the Sonic-San Theme Park sign. He was angry because now me might have HIV from that Sonic figurine lodged in his anus.
He saw many kid hedgehogs there as he held the shit covered Sonic figure that he pulled out many minutes before.
A child came up to him and said, "Hi, are you Knuckles?" Knuckles pushed the child aside, and the child went flying into an Oops I farted sign.
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By mid afternoon, the police were hot on Knuckles' pursuit, he having killed many innocent civilians with his rippling calf muscles and pungent odor. Knuckles didn't give up, because then, suddenly, he saw him.
The most beautiful, blue and white hedgehog he had ever seen. He glanced at the shit covered figure and UN-wedged his thong from his masculine greasy pizza butt-cheeks. "It couldn't be", he thought. This figure was brown, and that hedgehog was blue!
Knuckles dived in, and licked Sonic's acne covered banana resembling face, as a kidney bean slipped out of Sonic's anus from the sheer impact of Knuckles muscle body hitting his own, succulent and slim body.
Sonic said, "What the fuck man" and Knuckles stepped back, and a tear escaped his eye. "I'm sorry" knuckles exclaimed "I just ate some raunchy sauce pizza from Shrek's erect shrenis- I mean pizza place"
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Exploding Rings (Knuckles x Sonic)
RomanceKnuckles is going about his normal Echidna every-day life, but someone new comes into his anus.
