The One With The East German Laundry Detergent

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Central Perk, all seven are there.

"Would you let it go? It's not that big a deal." Monica said with a clearly annoyed tone.
"Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?" argued Ross.

"Come on! You guys can pee standing up." said Rach.

"We can? All right, I'm tryin' that." that caused Chandler to pull one of his joke cards. Sophiia couldn't help but laugh.

"Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond" said Joey looking at the girls.
"Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care." argued Pheebs.

There was a looong pause.

"Multiple orgasms!" said Ross almost screaming it.
"If we even have one!" yelled Sophiia back clearly winning the argument. But she did receive conserning looks from the boys.

Central Perk, all are there.

"So, Saturday night, the big night, date night, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!" said Chandler doing his cute little Dancy-dance making Sophiia smile.

"No plans, huh?" asked Joey clearly knowing the answer.
"Not a one." he said.

"Not even, say, breaking up with Janice?" asked Ross. Sophiia could feel her smile drop as she heard Janice's name and the fact that they were together. She pushed to the side naming it unnecessary reaction. Jealousy.

"Oh, right, right, shut up." defended Chandler.
"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone. You just gotta do it." said Monica as Sophiia nodded.

"No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note."

"You're breaking up with her.... over a NOTE?" asked Soph yelling the last part.

"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man, just stop calling." said Joey.
"Never mind note is good" mumbled Sophiia.

"You know, if you want, I'll do it with you." said Pheebs earning a 'what the actual-' look from both Chandler and Sophiia.

"Oh, thanks, but I think she'd feel like we're gangin' up on her." he said breaking the awkward silence.

"No, I mean you break up with Janice and I'll break up with Tony." she said.

"Tony?" asked Ross
"Who the heck is Tony?" whispered Soph earning a chuckle from the attractive male next to her.

Yep you heard it. Attractive

"Oh, you're breaking up with Tony?" asked Monica.

"Yeah, I know, he's sweet, but it's just not fun anymore, you know? I don't know if it's me, or his hunger strike, or, I don't know." Pheebs said.

"Oh that Tony!" Sophiia whisper-yelled.

"Does anybody want anything else?" asked Rachel in a miserable tone.

Oh, yeah, last week you had a wonderful, nutty, chocolatey kind of a cakey pie thing.Nothing, just, just, I'm fine." he ended his sentence as Rachel gave him a dirty look.

"What's the matter? Why so scrunchy?" asked Pheebs.

"It's my father. He wants to give me a Mercedes convertible." she said.
"That guy, he burns me up." Ross joked earning a dirty look from Sophiia this time.

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