(hey it's me so I wanted to have an episode of the show in the story it will be like the original one but some stuff will be changed but overall the same but with you aka the reader in it bye!)
I was sitting on one of the couches in the meeting room moxxie is standing behind Loona's desk that has now been moved to the meeting room holding a crossbow and standing next to millie behind the trying to hit a picture of a family being held by Loona laying down on a couch and looking at her phone and blitz was talking to someone in his office.
millie: "moxxie stop shaking you're gonna shoot our only hellhound," millie says trying to cham moxxie down.
Lonna: "wow I feel so loved here," she says sarcastically still looking at her phone.
"yeah come on mox...you've killed before right can't be that hard," I say trying to help.
millie: "just take a deep breath and let it out" I look over at moxxie as he looks up for the scope of the bow.
moxxie: "but... it's a family under what circumstances would we ever need to kill a human family," he says aiming his crossbow away and looking at millie.
millie: " I mean if it's what the client wants," millie says shrugging her shoulders
moxxie: "maybe like a shitty dad or a mod family that's understandable but to eradicate an entire innocent seemingly instance upper-class family bloodline" as moxxie says this Lonna sits up looks at the pic then looks at moxxie.
Lonna: "hey you don't know they're innocent this kid probably sets dogs on fine maybe this girl probably gets off to bullying Australian kids online and this guy...this guy definitely watches." she says.
millie: "exactly humans are full of secret nasties it's why so many of them end up here." millie says as she walks behind moxxie.
"yeah I mean she's not wrong I mean look at me...I wasn't a shitty person but I did do some bad things and well here I am." I say crossing my legs and arms and leaning into the couch.
moxxie: "but...
Millie: "guilty and innocent aren't our business mox killing who we are paid is our business choose a target," millie says before giving moxxie a peck on his cheek.
see that made me think of what I did this morning...I think about it more was it wrong...I'm not really sure I zone out for a second more then blitz bust his door open making me jump and moxxie jumps and shoots the crossbow as the arrow flys and bonuses all over the walls and floor.
blitz: "guys I want you all to meet..." blitz stops talking before checking the arrow almost hitting the client in the head.
blitz: "our newest client," he says.
then a tank filled with eels falls on the floor and the water gets to a printer making it short-circuit and sits the place on fire.
"Holy, shit!" I yell then blitz stomps his foot and looks at moxxie and hits him in the head with the arrow.
blitz: "damn it moxxie I just bought those eels!" he yells at him.
~TIMESKIP~
now I'm standing outside of the office next to Loona millie and moxxie are standing next to each other as blitz is talking to the client who is getting into a cab and the fire department is taking the eels out of the building.
blitz: "bye and don't worry we'll get that skank in less than 24 hours or your first kill is free." blitz says waving as the cab drives away.
moxxie: "when did we start implementing that deal?" moxxie says stepping closer to blitz but blitz grabs the sides of his face like he was about to kiss him.
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THE IMP WHO SHAGGED ME BLITZ X MALE READER
FanfictionY/N aka you have died and been sent to hell and have lived here for a while now in your past life you were a thief and now in hell, you use those skills to try and make some dough but one day attempted thievery lands you a job somehow but not only t...
