You thought it would be HILARIOUS to prank Pryce as of recent. What better day to do it than her time off from work?
You: Ah yes... this should do. *Grabs a letter from the store shelf* 🧐
Me: *walking past the aisle of cards before noticing you* Hmmmm... I need more apple slices.
You: Nothing gets the attention better than LOVE... *smirks*
Me: Nice card pal
You: *jumps* AH! you startled me!
Me: Sorry, my shoes aren't squeaky enough today 🤪
You: *makes face* well, I have a prank to do, will you deliver this to Pryce for me? *shows card*
Me: Sure can! lemme know when! 😁 *walks off*
LATER...
You've completed the PERFECT card and it finally is in route to the receiver... Pryce...
Me: OPEN UP BLUE EYES! *Bangs on door repeatedly*
Pryce: I am on my way, stop banging! *Opens door*
Me: *Straight face activated* Hi. 😐
Pryce: Really? After all that, you only want to say hi?
Me: Nope *shoves letter in Pryce's face* DELIVERY FOR ARIHNDA PRYCE!!! 🤠
Pryce: *scoffs* How old are you? treating a woman like me the way you just did? 🤨
Me: Old enough, blue eyes, now kriff off! *takes door and slams it* 🤪
Pryce: The audacity... *looks at letter* What even is this?... love--
She steps into her home before taking a seat on her couch to read the letter.
Pryce: My dearest Arihnda, I have written this to confess my love to you. Your eyes are the color of my skin, such a magnificent pair of eyes you have. Though your skin is fair and light, it matches perfectly of the dark hair you have. We would have beautiful children my dear... will you accept my love? - THRAWN
Immediately, she calls Thrawn who is at work.
Thrawn: What is it?
Pryce: I ACCEPT!!! 😍
Thrawn: What are you talking about?
Pryce: The letter you wrote of course! you confessing your love for me 🥰
Thrawn: I didn't write that, Arihnda. 🤨
Pryce: W-What?
Thrawn: You have learned an extra-long vacation... and I, a device to clean my ears out-- *hangs up* 😒
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Star Wars: Pranks!!!
Fanfiction𝗕𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝘀: CLOSED - HOLDING OFF Ever wanted to prank someone from Star Wars? Maybe even get on an Imperial officer's last nerve? Well, this is just the place for you! I am accepting anyone from Star Wars! Details are in the intro! Al...
