RAMPART

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Me: Wakey wakey mister Rampart sir! 🤓

Rampart's eyes open slightly before realizing his hands are tied together.

Rampart: Wha- the kriff-

He glances around noticing he is sitting on a dunk seat inside a massive tank.

Rampart: Get me out of here! That's an ORDER!!

Me: *clears throat* I don't follow Imperial orders *claps hands to approaching individual*

Leda stands behind a line forming a smirk.

Leda: Hello Admiral Moron! 😆

Rampart: Oh, great heavens... why must you do this?

Me: You know what you did sir. You cannot hide it.. 😒

Rampart: It was no use to the Empire-- whoa! what is that????

Leda holds out a tomato from the box, giggling.

Me: You may apologize or perish in the cold water below... so, what's it going to be? *taps fingers together with Leda most eagerly*

Rampart: Why would I apologize--

Leda throws a tomato at the target ahead without hesitation, hitting the circle button to drop Rampart in the water.

Leda: YES!!! Haha! 😈

Me: Good aim! 🤣

Rampart: *gasps from the cold water* I'll never let you get away---
*Hoists himself onto the seat again* ---From this you kriff--

Leda throws another tomato at the target perfectly, knocking him back in.

Leda: WHAT YOU SAY?? THROW YOU BACK IN? 🤣

Me: He sure does like to perish 🤔🤣

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