The Bloody Wolf Of Aincrad

Aincrad

Sat at a desk with a headset on, Shirou was reading from a manual. "See, right here. It says full dive. You won't be walking around the house like a retard. You just need to put the headset on, say link start, and you'll be in the game." Shirou spoke down into the mic. "Don't call me a retard you retard. I just can't be assed reading that thing. I knew one of you was going to do it, plus I'm still used to VR." A voice talked back.

"Listen, Kenpa, you need to start picking up the books some more. it's not that hard to read a manual." Another voice told him. "Taka, don't make me come in there!!" Kenpa shouted, not covering the mic making Shirou flinch. "Shut it!!" The final voice spoke out. "Ignore them Kuruma. They'll be off the headsets soon. But then we have to deal with their avatars." Shirou groaned out.

"You think I can stab them in the game. Is there PvP?" Kuruma asked. "Let me see..." Shirou said, flipping through the manual once again. "Yes. You definitely can stab him in the face. But he can stab you back. It's one of those, PvE till you swing first kinda things." Shirou told him. "Damn, I'll just have to stay above him in levels." Kuruma told him. "What happened?" Taka asked confused.

"Just finding out if I can stab Kenpa in the face when we get in there." Kuruma told him. "Can I do that too?" Taka asked with a bit too much excitement. "Yes, but he can fight back." Shirou told him. "Can we get this over with, I wanna stab some monsters." Kenpa said whilst Shirou threw the manual into the wall. "Sure, Sure. What's your Username's so I can find you?" Shirou asked.

"Mine's just Kurama, an A instead of the second U." Kuruma told him. "Kakashi. I'm gonna try to replicate the mans as my Avatar." Takashi told him. "KENPACHI!!" Pulling the headset down in slight pain. They all screamed down the mic, "Shut the fuck up!!" Sighing out of exhaustion, Shirou put the headset back on. "I'm jumping in you naruto wannabes. Not you Kenpa, Bleach is fine. But my name is just gonna be Shirou." Shirou told them. "That's boring!!" Ignoring them and leaving the discord call and reaching for the NerveGear.

"Bout to have the best time." Shirou muttered, plugging the rest of it into his Pc. "Yo Uncle!! I'm going under!!" Shirou shouted, ignoring the lack of response that he got. Putting the headgear on. He laid down on his bed and got comfortable. Staring up, he lightly spoke. "Link Start." Bright colours assaulted his vision before everything went black.

"Greetings, player of Sword Art Online. Please choose your Username and create your Avatar."

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Blue particles gathered in the middle of an open coliseum, staring around at a weirdly empty area. He spotted two people waiting nearby. One was impatiently tapping his foot, whilst the other was screaming at everything that moved. Staring for too long, the impatient one noticed his gaze. Snapping away, he was prepared to walk away. "Shirou get your ass over here." Breathing a sigh of relief, he walked over to the two. 

"I thought I was staring at two rando's for a second there." He said whilst standing next to them. "I swear to god if my brother doesn't hurry up, I'm gonna..." Kenpa grumbled, smacking his fist into his hand before storming off and kicking a wall. "What's up his ass?" Looking over, a Kakashi lookalike was staring confused. "You're missing the mask." Shriou said, ignoring his question. "There's no cosmetics in the character creation. I'm gonna have to find one." Takashi told him.

"Your brother was getting pissed at waiting." Kuruma told him. "You think he knows I'm here?" Taka asked whilst staring at the still raging man. "Yo. Kenpa. We're waiting on you." Shirou shouted to him. He looked over confused before gaining a tick mark when seeing his brother's avatar. "I swear man! You take too long creating a character!" He shouted whilst storming over.

"Whatever, I need a different weapon, I don't like my sword." Taka told them whilst holding his short sword. "Same, I need a heavy weapon." Shirou added. "There a blacksmith around here?" Kuruma asked them. "Taka you were the beta player. Got anything?" Kenpa asked whilst looking over to his brother. Taka sighed before leaving and motioning them to follow.