Let me start off by telling you this: I have no clue what Percy Jackson is about. I mean like on a chart of one to ten, its negative five. Before Everlarkr5 started reading this series, I thought Percy Jackson was the author and people were just really obsessed with him.(This is mostly because when referring to books many people use first and last names when referring to an author, not a character.) I also had to Google what PJO means, because I knew it meant Percy Jackson but I didn't know what the O meant. In the end, I am compeletly dumbfounded(Big vocab word!*mentally high fives self*Did I even use that correctly?)about anything Percy Jackson.
Let's begin.
1. If someone just started reading the series, insist that Percy dies.
2. Tear off a single page in the most exciting or important parts of the book.
3. Tell them spoilers!!! :3
4. Ship their favorite character and the villain or enemy.
5. Draw mustaches on all the character's faces.
6. Steal their books.
7. Let their dog poop and or pee on the books.
8. Bury the book in the backyard.
9. Ask the same questions over and over again and when you stop ask new ones.
10. Tell them that it is not real!
11. Watch the movies and base everything you say about Percy Jackson on it.
12. Watch only the movies and call yourself a 'huge fan of Percy Jackson.'
13. When ever they start talking about it, yawn and start to fall asleep.
14. Bake them cupcakes that are blue(okay, so I know a few things thanks to Google), but put a lot of hot sauce in the frosting.
15. Give them the last book of the seires with a secret book compertment in it.(Like the one in the picture above.) This means that they will not be able to read most of the book.
