THE Cruise

Chapter 2

Nighttime was upon us. It was time to take a bath. Jeremie and I went to take a bath together. After we finished we went to sleep.

It was morning and we went to eat breakfast. They didn't serve any free food to us today so we went to eat at a restaurant on the boat. It's called "The Cruise Restaurant". It was good, well, decent. I also stopped by the cruise store to get my favorite snack. MEAL WORMS! Mmmmmmmm my favorite.

I finished the entire bag by 10:00 and we got up at 8:00. I know, I know, it must be some record or something but I looked it up and the record is 69 seconds.

My family and I spent the rest of the day in the pools and going down the water slides. There is this one that goes like 50 mph and it's clear and it goes over the ocean. It's really swagtastic. My mom got stuck on it. You don't need a tube so I don't know how she got stuck on it. Lifeguards had to get her off the slide. It was under maintenance for over 2 hours.

It was finally lunch. We had some chicken and fries. We also had a big salad. It was okay I guess. I'm trying to go on this diet where I only eat meal worms but my mom says it's not a good idea. Screw her, I try to think. I listen to her though because I'm her obedient, but still gay son.

During the evening, my family and I dramatically sat down on the poop deck. We watched the sunset. They served us dinner. I then went to bed.

I woke up to check on Heroine. It has been like 3 days so I thought it was a good idea.

"Oh no!" I scream.

I'm crying now.