my mind after midnight

Cursed Facts

Sunday, October 30th 2022 1:26 AM

Well, I'm back and this time I still have no fucking clue what to talk about. Not sure why I even started this.... but oh well, guess you gotta deal with me then.
This time I'm actually more prepared for this than last time. You know why? Cuz I have successfully smuggled mcdonald's chicken nuggets to the movies. Also, I got cursed facts that I wanna share. Here they go:

- the human butt can produce all 3 states of matter (except for plasma)

- the chainsaw was invented by doctors to help women during child birth

- you can break your back just from a sneeze

- the inside of a human mouth is made from the same tissue as the inside of a rectum, so they have the same texture

- a person can turn their neck until 306 degrees until their skull pops off from the neck

- the semen from a whale has enough nutrients for a human to survive for a year

- the electric chair was invented by a dentist

- 15% of the air you breathe at a public place is human skin

- there's a chance that the matter on the food you will eat/are eating/ate used to be some else's poop

- mosquitoes have killed more people than all the wars in history have

- a colombian woman once found a potato growing in her private parts

- when you go to a restaurant and eat oisters, the oisters are actually still alive until you eat them

- a gamma ray could burst from space and hit us before we could detect it, we would all just die intantly

- your mind can sense when someone is staring at you even when you're asleep, that's why you randomly wake up in the middle of the night

- by swimming in a public pool for only an hour, you swallow around half a liter of urine

- cockroaches can sense when you're coming and they can fit in holes as thick as a dime, so for every roach you see, there's 5 you don't see

- people can suddenly die with no cause of death

- the average person walks by 36 murderers in their lifetime

- whales don't die of old age, they just lose the strength to resurface and slowly drown

- squirrels will eat baby birds, and horses will eat baby chickens if they're given the chance

There, I got plenty more cursed facts but these are all I can think of rn
Idk how to continue this so see ya next time