I was too busy finding milk. My dad too! He went to find milk. Maybe, maybe not. But it's fine. Since it was so hard to find the right milk, I decided to stop doing that.
So the next day, I went to meet that tall girl 😱. Surprisingly she died. Why? I killed her. Hahaha. I chopped those long-looking legs. It disgusts me. But I still like it, so I proceed to use that leg and stick it to mine. It doesn't fit. So I make it fit. 😉
Anyways, I became the tallest girl. Sucks for her, she lost both her legs and her life. 🤭
I lived my best life after her death. I was so lonely tho. So I bang myself and.
Omg, I suddenly saw her in front of me. Turns out it was all a dream 😞. But I did kill someone tho. But it was the wrong person. She is short 😞. So my height remains the same. But I took her eye and kept it in a secret place! Which is my tummy 😋! I didn't eat it because It doesn't look appetizing. I just swallowed it. It feels like a hard gumball sliding into my throat! It feels weird. I don't like it. But whatever. Will never know until we try right? So anyways the eyeballs are stuck in my stomach. It hurts.
It made me feel so mmm, alallaallalalal. Whenever I hear that song, I could feel the eyeballs rolling. Anyways, I told my mom about the eyeballs and she immediately called the hospital. And apparently, I only had 2 more days to live. So I quickly hit on the doctor since he ain't that bad looking but he rejected me. What a rude thing to do 😪. But who cares, I have other options. A lot. I hit on every teacher I see in my school. Although I got suspended for 2 weeks, they suck. And I slay. I'll be only getting suspended for 2 days 😪.
Ya know, I don't understand both my parents. They are currently crying but like, why? Is it because I slay too much? Well, if it's that then I wouldn't be surprised. The world can't handle my slayness. Haha, they suck. Since my parents are depressed, I made them cookies!
Handmade one.
I used the short girl's hands to make them! My mom puked. It's prob the best cookie she had ever had. My dad is fine with it, he did puke afterward but he seems to like it.
Since both of them loved the cookie so much, I gave them a recipe! 😱
My cookie recipe:
-a hand ( without fingernails )
-sugar
-flour
-salt
-butter
-baking powder
-baking soda
And that is it. To perfect this cookie, I suggest using a grinder would be a great idea. First of all, grind the hand. We need to make sure that the meat is smooth enough. We as well wouldn't want any bone in our cookie, so we have to get rid of that. And then mix everything up and the cookies are done.
Bye, I'm tired
