So today my brother went home and gave me milk. Greenfield milk. Low-fat milk. I drank half of it and shared it with my friend who loves milk. She drank more than me if I'm being honest, but whatever. She needs it.
When the both of us were walking in the school hallway, she accidentally farted so loud. Thankfully no one heard that since the school is closed. We went there to take aesthetic pictures to post on Instagram 😱. But as we kept walking, she farted nonstop. I'm tired of hearing a bunch of poot sounds. It annoys me but thankfully she's cute so I don't mind. I guess
But whatever, we were walking to the school's lab and saw a weird-looking egghead statue. It's so weird and creepy but it's fine. The more I looked at it, it was pretty! 😋.
When the both of us are done taking tons of selfies, we decided to explore the school! We were joking around like usual when suddenly my dear friend hits my back too hard that one of the eyeballs went into her mouth while she was laughing. As soon as the eyeball touched her tongue. She stared at me. Shocked.
I decided to play it off and gave her a wink when suddenly someone from the back elbowed me. Turns out it was the statue earlier. It is not a statue but a person imitating it. I was so pissed off when I knew that my friend was the cause of this. This was her plan. She planned to destroy me. As she was laughing, the eyeball went inside her throat as well and it got stuck.
Haha, served her right 😪. She was choking but I don't care. Seeing her getting choked was a very interesting show to watch. For me.
So apparently she was scared to death that she farted so loud and it hella stinks. The eyeball went straight to her stomach so I and her are twinsiess. Anyways, her fart smells so bad that the girl who elbowed me earlier fainted 🧒.
Yes, she fainted.
When she fell to the ground, her forehead hit the ground too hard that her head starts breaking like an egg. Well, her head does look like an egg but I do not expect it to break like it too! But it was fun looking at it. Instead of blood coming out from her head, yolks are the ones coming out!
My friends too! 😪
Anyways, she died. But my bestie hasn't died yet. It pains me to see her suffering for so long so I killed her with the yolk. How did I do it? Well, it's easy. You just have to stuff those yolks inside of her nose and ear hole then voila, she's dead. Maybe not, but I don't care.
Anyways, today was a great day. I guess my life ends here. 😞.
