Red or Alive

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The chapter continues with the reveal of the Leader of this so call the Red Army.

Tord: Hallo, Old Friends~

The Hoodies: TORD?!

Tord: Edd! Matt! Well this wasn't exactly how I plan our little reunion, but since SOMEONE...

Tord glares at Paul, and Paul looks away whistling.

Tord: ...didn't do his job, but this will have to do.

Everyone cannot believe their own eyes, especially Rhonda in dead silence. It all makes since now she thought.

Edd: Tord..?

Tord: Yes, it is I~

Tom: How the FUCK are you still alive?!

Matt: Oh my God! That face of his! Why wouldn't you cover that?! UGH! At least wear an eyepatch!

Matt said in disgust. Tord smoked his cigar completely in rage, then fire up a new one.

Matt: Eyepatches make everyone sexy! Or it would at least distract us from your HORRID face! Exfoliate, for fuck sake, I can't--

Matt feel sick to his stomach to finish talking right now... blah.

Tord: Anyway, Edd, yes. It is I, only... I don't really go by dat name anymore. I figured it was about time to make a few changes to go along with my new appearance...

Tord poses a new sinister look as the Red Leader with a lower dim light for dramatic effect. It was just Paul lighting a lighter. Tord glares at Paul, and Paul put away the lighter. Rhonda gulped in blush and in fear at the same time at Tord.

Edd: ... Well uh... You look like you're doing well for yourself?

Tord: Ah yes! You could say that... you see, friends, it was I who was responsible for takeover London! It was I who took out everyone in sight--

Edd: What?! Who were missing?

Tord: ! ... I- I took over the town! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN MY MEN TAKEN ALL YOUR FRIENDS? YOUR LOVED ONES? YOUR--

Edd: Mmmmmnope, I definitely don't remember any of that... Do you guys?

Tom: Nah...

Matt: Nope!

Rhonda: Well I do! I even saw Hellucard when we passed by...

Matt: Oh yeah! The "Hey Edd" Guy! I forgot about that!

Tord glares at Matt with his fangs showing with multiple cigars in his mouth...

Matt: OH GOD, IT'S REVOLTING!

HUURK! Matt vomit down at one of the robots. ABORT! ABORT!

Tord: Patryk! Take care of that idiot! Those bots are expensive!

Patryk: Aye, sir...

Tord: Anyway, I have set half of the town on fire! I blew up schools, hospitals, and orphanages! I even removed all the cola in the entire England!

Edd: THAT WAS YOU?! YOU FIEND!!!

Rhonda: Why would you do that to Edd when you know DAMN WELL he can't live without Cola!?

Tord: Ah, Rhonda, I almost forgot. It's good to see you and hear your voice again, my Elskling~

Tord cups her cheek, but Rhonda moved away from him.

Rhonda: Don't call me your Elskling anymore! You broke my heart after you not only lied to everyone, you tried to kill me and your only friends too!

A rejection from Rhonda, only makes Tord more furious than the last..

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