Dear Diary,
It's me, Sans the Skeleton. Today wasn't that productive.
I just lazed around in the house all day, napping, drinking ketchup, and planning the death of an annoying weed that killed me. When I thought Undyne might like to know that there was a human just in case Papyrus got killed.
So I walked...
Nah, just kidding, I shortcutted to her house(what did you think I'd do, walk there? I'd melt to death before I'd be halfway there!)
I knocked, Undyne opened the door(more like slammed open), and she answered,
"Hey, your Papyrus's lazy brother, right? Come in!"
After we got in, Undyne became severe.
"I know you are a very capable sentry, so I would like to know what's going on for you to contact me like this."
"Well, a human has fallen once again, and they have killed at least one monster. I am concerned for the wellbeing of Snowdin and my brother, so I came here to report."
Undyne nodded.
"I understand."
"Right now, the kid is in Snowdin. Give them an ass-whooping when they go to Hotland, will you?"
"Alright. Now, get back to your station, and pretend this conversation never happened."
"Yes ma'am."
And so I walked out of her house, then shortcutted to my station.
But at that point, things got weird.
Suddenly, a negative aura surrounded the stall. It was already suspicious. It got even more so when I found goop splattered all around me. This was enough for one day.
I need to go now, this isn't safe anymore.
Signing out
Sans the Skeleton.
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