I go to choose my locker and i see Freddy approaching Effy. "hi" he says. "hi?" Effy responds. "you dont mind if i take this locker?" he asks. "Too late" i say. Effy looks at me then at Freddy and says: "you can take anything if you want it enough." "Great, everyt hing is new so we should probably like, you know get to know eachother" oh boy, Effy's gonna destroy him. "why?" Effy asks. "well uhm, i dont know." "you definently looked at me this morning, twice, and i just thought, you know maybe we can get to know eachother" Freddy says. "I look at lots of people, that doesnt mean that i want to get to know them" says Effy and turns around and starts walking but then she walks back to Freddy and says: "do you want me to want to get to know you?" "i wont mind" he says desperately. "thing is, they want to get to know me too." She says and points her head at Cook, and JJ." Freddy looks at Cook and JJ and says: "They're just wankers." He says. "they're you're best friends" "okay, so they're my best friends." "that makes it complicated, doesnt it?" she says clearly manipulating him. "I was hoping not he says." they stare at eachother for like ten seconds then Freddie says: "im Freddy" "tell you what, Freddy" Effy says as she walks to her locker and pulls out the list of rules. "Fill in a form" she says. "and whats this?" He asks. "List of all the things we're not allowed to do at this college like that head director girl said before you're bestest mate got his cock out" she replies. "I was gonna see if i could do them all by the end of the day but this is much more interesting" Now i know why she was taking notes. "First one to fill that out gets to, get to know me, and no cheating, ill need evidence." "okay" "cause i wouldn't fuck a cheat she says."
Then suddenly JJ and Cook come towards me. "yeah, you, darling, my mate here wants to try a pickup routine on you, that okay?" Sure, i say trying my hardest not to be rude. "hey, hi. Im JJ , pack of cards right? Nothing funny about them except, one moment they're blue and the other they're red." Then took a penny from his pocket, placed it in his hands tok the other hand over it said: "wheres it gone?" With a big smile on his face. Wanker, i think to myself. And after that the pulls it out of his mate, Cooks ear. "Presto, best put that away so i dont lose it." He says and puts his penny away. Well, that was a laugh. "Wow, impressive" i say and sarcastically clap as i walk towards Effy. "hi" i say. "hi" she replies. Then Panda aproaches us. "Bloody annoying that they put us in different forms, i mean okay, im totally used to my mum saying i have to do hair and beauty, but i want to take hair and philosophy, how mad is that?" "its unexplicible Pandora." "yeah, unexplicible." "Wait, what does unexplicible mean Eff?" she asks innocently. "cant explain" Effy says. We walk past Katie Fitch who has philosophy with me and Effy. Then some fit blonde guy approaches us, and says: "woah" "hi, im Katie" Katie says. "Im Bruno" he says. "Hello, who're you're friends?" "Im Camilla." I say, but then Pandora walks towards him and says: "Pandora, and wow you're a corker." Then he begins to stutter and just walks away. "Do you think he'd do surf and turf with me?" She asks. "i dont think so Panda" I whisper below my breath. "I'll ask" Effy says. "I've gotta go, i have hair and beauty but im Pandora, and im useless." She says proudly and walks off and then she turns to me and Effy and says: "Cute, Im Katie and thats my sister." She says as she points to the identical girl behind her. "Are'nt you guys the Stonem sisters? Have'nt you got like a really cool brother?" "yeah, hes cool." Effy says. "All my friends fancied him, i was'nt so fussed though but did'nt he go mental or something? Anyway, i've got a boyfriend, he plays for Bristol Rover reserves, "Impressive" Effy says. "cool" i say. "Yeah, hes well lush" Then she says: "lets sit together, we can chat because well, we are the best looking in here really, sorry but its true." "We should hangout! Definently." "So wich one of you wants to sit with me" "I do." i say because she seems cool. Naomi walks our way and she says: "oh no, here it comes. Total lesser bitch" Naomi walks past us and Katie gives her the ultimate bitch stare and looks her up and down. "excuse me" Naomi says and Katie moves. "yeah, like dont talk to her, she tried to snog my sister in middle school, pervy, dont you think guys? She says. "Watch out Katie, i might get confused and fuck you." Naomi says sarcastically. "Muff munching bitch" then she turns around to Emily, her sister and says: "Just jumped on you did'nt she?" "Leave it Katie" Emily says. "Whatever, lets go get the best seats yeah?"
We walk in the classroom and sit down. "right uhm now we gotta oh christ, fuck it okay, fuck fuck fuck, okay whatever, now we gotta stand up and say our names and an unique fact about ourselves" the teacher at the front says. "right, ill start, christ uh, im Kieran and i hate being a fucking teacher" "you" he says and points his head at JJ "alright, im JJ and with regard to mathemathic aptitude im in the top 0.3 percent of the population wich is an interesting demographic statistic because paradoxicly my comunication, interpersonal and intuitive skills are towards the lower quartiles." JJ says. "yeah, you've stopped me on my fucking tracks there" Kieran says as JJ sits down disapointedly. "You" Kieran towards Katie "Im Katie and i've never not had a boyfriend since i was seven" Katie says. "congradulations" Kieran says with a bitter tone. "You" Kieran says towards Emily "uhm, im Emily and i've never had a boyfriend." "Shit happends." Then he says: "You." Towards Naomi. "Im Naomi, i hate injustice and people tell lies about me." "What about you, with the bling" Kieran says towards Effy. "Im Effy and i think my mum is having an affair" "Good one, shows interprice" Kieran says. "And you big man?" He says towards Freddy "Uh im Freddy and i met a girl i like today, shes beautiful" "Thats it? Thats you're unique fact? Thats just great, fascinating, thank you for that." "You?" He says towards me. I stand up and say: "Im Camilla and my brother went mental." "fun" Kieran says and i sit down. Effy raises her hand and says: Kieran im feeling rather shit i think maybe i have to go to the nurses office." "Oh yeah? Okay go on then, ah where were we? Ah Stuff it lets just watch a DVD about erm oh christ, to be inclusive, Holy mother divine shit who makes up this crap?" Kieran says. "Actually Kieran im not feeling to well either, my balls are aching, i have to go too." Cook says. Wow, how lovely of him to share that. "ok, bugger off then."Then Pandora opens the door and comes in. What was she doing here? "Hey, can i be in this class, i dont like mine." Pandora says. "Why not, make up the numbers, are you doing some A-levels?" "one please philosophy" She says. "okay, sit down, when you've worket out the point of living, you come and fucking tell me." Kieran says. "Whizzer" says Pandora. She looks around and look confused and says: "Where's Effy?" "She had to go to the nurses office." Kieran says. "Bummer" Pandora says.
I will be updating! <3
