Log 1 10/3/2020 12:47am
Hello?
Hello?
Is this thing working?
*Series of several loud thuds*
Ah, there we go.
If you're seeing this you're actually witnessing a new type of fungi, the nsaneiay ushroommay
*In the distance*
"Isn't that just pig Latin for insane mushroom?"
*In the not distance*
Shut it John, I found it, I name it.
Anyway, time to get this to the lab.
*Tape ends*
Log 2 10/4/2020 2:47pm
-ecking
Checking?
Okay, it's up.
the nsaneiay ushroommay
Is a very interesting organism, if you can see from this sample I collected a few seconds ago, it regenerates unfatho-
*John*
OH MY GOD IT HAS A FACE.
*Unknown scienist*
John, save the jokes for the lunch break, I'm writing a documentary for my astounding discovery.
This could lead to breakthroughs in the scientific community, they will finally know my name, Joseph redshirt!
This mushroom wi-
*A extremely fast object passes by Joe's face, penetrating the nearby wall*
John.
What was that.
*John*
It- it was the mushro-
*A force hits John forcing him several yards, not killing him due to his plot armour*
*Joe*
This wasn't a variable.
*Calls for security*
*The mushro, actually, let's call it steak. Because I, the author don't want to get thrown a few miles*
Inaudible sounds resembling
"Steak"
*Joe*
Wha?
*The steak Writes down the word steak on the ground with a butchers knife he definitely shouldn't have*
*Joe*
S-t-e-a- you want me to call you steak.
*Steak Nods*
*Joe*
No, you already have a name, nsaneiay ushroommay. It's the best name ever to ex-
*Joe looks into steaks eyes for 5 seconds and decides to shut up*
*Steak collects the sample, merging it with itself, and leaves*
*Joe*
...WAIT, IM STILL RECORDING- FU-
*Tape ends*
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the steak logs
Humora comedy I wrote on a whim with the worst villain I could think of in 12 minutes
