Freshman Friend: So what is your sexuality again? Are aroace or bisexual?
Me: Why are there only two options?
Freshman Friend: Your always saying you love everyone but then 3 seconds later you say you hate everyone.
Me: I'm pansexual.
Freshman Friend: How are you still fucking single?
Me: Some things are just more important than dating. *whispers* Like Wattpad.
Freshman Friend: You don't belong in the closet. You belong in the pantry.
Like I say, I am married to my Wattpad.
