Book Of Random 2

Geometry Jokes That Live Rent Free In My Head

Q: What kind of bra does a mermaid wear?

A: An ALGEA-bra. 

(Algebra.)

Q: What do you call an angle that got in a wreck?

A: A RECT-angle.

(Rectangle.)

Q: What do you call a guy who has a tan?

A: A TAN-gent.

(Tangent.)