Silly Wildchip oneshots

Bed hogs

Hey another fic! This is based off a little headcannon of mines that if wildberry and crunchy's cream wolf are laying on the bed, there's no room for crunchy enjoy and let me know what you think!

Crunchy chip arrived home after going food shopping and buying some new toys for his wolf. "Hey wilds I'm home" though no response,he was most likely napping or maybe playing stardew valley with his headphones on. Crunchy put away the grocery's and headed to his and wilds room. Crunchy smiled as he saw his boyfriend and cream wolf sleeping peacefully on the bed,he wanted to join! Crunchy changed into more comfy clothes and was about to hop into bed when he realized there was absolutely no room for him in the bed

"Bed hogs much...." Crunchy let out an annoyed sighed, guess he would have to move them crunchy first attempted to move his cream wolf but considering it was a wolf, it was well over 200 pounds

"Hbggg ufff come on! Just budge a little! " crunchy grunted trying to move the wolf crunchy huffed and caught his breath. "Fine....be like that! I'll just try moving wildberry!" Crunchy moved to the other side of the bed, cracked his knuckles, did some stretchs and slapped his face. "Alright you got this crunchy!" He got into a stance and pushed

Wild's didn't move an inch,no matter how much chip tried,the man would not move. Crunchy let out a defeated sigh and groaned. "I...guess I'll nap on the couch" he pouted.Crunchy was about to leave the room until he heard the bed squeak

Wild had turned over! Though, not in a way crunchy could lay on the bed, but know crunchy could sleep on wild

"I mean, he won't mind! Plus it's not MY fault those two are the world's biggest bed hogs" crunchy slowly moved onto wilds chest, trying his best not to disturb the man. Once he was comfortably on wild he yawned and closed his eyes,he could finally nap

"Comfy? "

Crunchy's eyes shot open at the sound of wild's voice "YOU WERE UP? " crunchy said in a aggravated tone wildberry let out a laugh "I heard you when you first walked into the room, and thought it was cute to hear you try to move your wolf and i"

Crunchy was astonished, betrayed even. "You..that's so mean!!" He said in a whiny angry tone "I spent all that time trying to push you two for you to be awake?!?" Wildberry was trying to keep a straight face while is boyfriend threw a tantrum

"I'm sorry my love, I promise next time I'll make room for you" crunchy chip still had a annoyed pouty face on. "Well.....yeah, you better!" Both men then laughed together and shared a kiss

"Ah,would you like me to move over now?" Wild asked

"Nah.... I'm comfy right here" chip yawned and buried his head into wildberry's chest and drifted off into sleep "alrighty then" wild laughed "sweet dreams my love

Hope you all enjoyed!