Silly Wildchip oneshots

Midnight Snack

Another silly fic,based of my hc that wildberry has caught crunchy chip eating sweets in the middle of the night multiple times,this is the placed in the first time he caught him,enjoy and let me know what you think!

It was around 2:30 in the morning and wildberry was sleeping in his and crunchy chips bed,with cream wolf sleeping near by though today was a bit different

Cream wolf woke up and knew something was up,crunchy chip wasn't in bed and he heard odd sounds of something being moved around.Cream jumped onto the bed and started licking wildberry's face

Wildberry groaned and swatted cream away,still basically asleep. Cream let out and annoyed bark and started shoving his snout into wildberry. "Stop.......it" wildberry groaned half awake. At this point Cream was fed up,he grabbed the the blanket on wildberry and yanked it off, then started to jump on top of wildberry.

"Cream???? " wildberry was visibly irritated "what has gotten into you?? If you need to go outside you know we're the doggy door is?? "Cream whined and then pointed to crunchy's side of the bed, to show the man wasn't there, and then pointed to the door and growled. " is something wrong with crunchy?" Wildberry was concerned now. Cream barked and flipped his head to signal to wildberry to follow him, and so he did. As they got closer to the back kitchen closest,the Crinkeling sounds got louder

......and was that chewing? Cream growled and got into an attack stance,wildberry nodded at cream and yanked open the door

"C-crunchy????"

There on the floor sat crunchy, a mouth full of chocolates and with the most "fuck" expression you've ever seen "well..." Wildberry said, beyond confused "haha,I knew you had a bit of a sweetooth but never THIS much" crunchy was beyond embarrassed he finished chewing, whipped the chocolate off his face. "Um I can uh explain...." Crunchy sat for a good 30 seconds trying to come up with something "I uhm just...you ordered these chocolates correct?? Who knows who shipped these! They could have been poison,an assassination attempt!" Crunchy said somewhat panicking, as if he knew wildberry wouldn't fall for that. "Ah yes,my price charming you saaaaved me" wildberry said in a positive but sarcastic tone. "I just.... LOOK please don't tell King dark cacao about this....please?" Wildberry laughed and kissed his boyfriend on the cheek,cleaning off some chocolate on his face in the process "don't worry my love,we all have our guilty pleasures" he teased the man. "I'M SERIOUS!" Crunchy jumped up and down to try and prove a point. Wildberry couldn't help but laugh and then let out a yawn,"Your secrets are save with me my love,now *yawn* let's clean these wrappers up and head back to bed" crunchy sighed of relief and started to help clean up,then the men headed off to bed.

"Good night crunchy"

"Nighty night wilds"

"Wait were those my fucking ferrero rochers" wildberry said and then shot up"

"UM" crunchy gasped

"I swear to god,I'm going to check right now" wildberry got up and rushed to check the closest

"WILDS" crunchy chip yelled and then fell off the bed trying to chase the man

"YOU ATE EVERY SINGLE ONE?" Wild yelled from the closest

"I'M SO SORRRRRRRY"

Hope you enjoyed!