Y/n: hermoine stop reading my diary
Hermoine: I haven't read your diary
Ron: what makes you think she read your diary
Y/n: well let me see- I DON'T THINK THAT THE BOOK CORRECTS ITSELF
_____*y/n steals food from Rons plate while he isn't looking*
Harry: *gasps* i- how are you even alive right now
Hermoine: he doesn't even let me do that
Y/n: oh well basically I threatened him that I will cut of his balls and feed it to him if he doesn't let me take his food
Hermoine: really
Y/n: NO bitch I just took it while he wasn't looking
____Ron: I love you
Hermoine: I lo-
(Y/n from across the room)
Y/n: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE SHIT BEFORE I FEED YOUR STUPID RAT TO MY CAT
____Hermoine: You know what you can sleep on the floor tonight
Y/n: I'd rather not it's very cold
Hermoine: GET ON THE FLOOR BITCH
____*in potion class*
Hermoine:why is it so hard
Y/n: *giggles*
Hermoine: y/n no
Y/n: that what was she said
____End♡
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