heartbreak high x jaz

episode 7 - the sheriff

*everything happens with jojo and amerie*
cash: what do you reckon ey?
spider: i mean, it makes sense. jojo's a clit banger. she's always asking amerie to stay back after class.
darren: yeah to tidy up. not to get some trim. jesus. the whole thing is bullshit.
sasha: why did you think the person who made the accusation wants to stay anonymous?
jaz: yeah, well, if someone's made this up, it's a pretty messed up thing to do.
ant: yeah, but like, why would someone even do that?
spider: yeah, nice one, harps. really outdone yourself this time.
dusty: just leave it man, at least SLTS is cancelled. oi
*amerie comes out and everyone is staring at her*
spider: here comes the minge muncher.
darren: babes.
spider: walk of shame.

The next day:
spider: ah, i can't believe the gronk is back. oi, should you be in therapy or something? show us on the doll where she flicked your bean.
jaz: dude, shut up!
*she goes up to harper*
dusty: just leave her alone, spider.
spider: have you got a hard on for her now, do ya?
dusty: do you every stop talking shit? seriously, man. it didn't even happen. so just shut the fuck up.
ant: oi, watch out.
harper: took you long enough.
amerie: why did you do that, why'd do you say that i slept with her?
*she pins harper to the wall*
amerie: got sick of ruining my life, so your ruining jojos as well?
harper: if i told you i didn't do it, would you even believe me?
amerie: no. because your a fucking liar!
harper: fine. i did it.
darren: i can't believe they used to be friends.
spider: don't say anything.

in SLTS:
darren: what are you wearing?
cash: well, i do the cooking, nan does the laundry. ok?
dusty: thought with shit was cancelled man
woodsy: right, can everyone take their seats? get off the table, spencer! ok. are we a full contingent today? where's malakai?
missy: uh... he's not here, miss, he's gone my country.
ant: oh, like overseas?
missy: no, the bush.
*spencer laughs*
woodsy: did you have an extra bowl of stupid this morning, anthony?
ant: miss!
sasha: uh, miss, why have we moved classrooms?
darren: mm, and where's miss obah?
woodsy: miss obsh will not be taking the sexual literacy tutorial any longer. there is a new sheriff in town.
*everyone looks to the door*
woodsy: it's me i'm the sheriff. right. seven weeks ago, you were put into this class. can anyone tell me why?
jaz: the incest map?
woodsy: boom. and yet the tradition of documenting sexual exploits continued right under miss obah's nose. this indicates to me that you have learned very little.
jaz: well we're not gonna stop having s*x just because you told us too?
*everyone cheers and agrees with you*
woodsy: so because you cannot learn to R-E-S-P-E-C-T s*x or each other... it's time to get serious.
*she shows a picture on the board and everyone gasps*
woodsy: this is a yeast infection.
spider: oh! that's nasty.
ant: oh god.
woodsy: god will not be helping you if you get one of these, anthony. it also affect the male genitalia, a disease that understands quality and inclusion better than some of you. it is caused by unprotected s*x and poor personal hygiene.

the protest to get miss obah back:
amerie: did you ride your bike to school, today?
ant: yeah.
amerie: get to the shop, and buy as many supplies as you can. real good. not just dumb shit. yeah?

*everyone goes to the head office thing*
amerie: all right, you know what to do.
*darren goes downstairs to the office*
darren: miss! there's a man outside exposing himself! i saw his penis. full lunchbox, balls and everything. huge.
woodsy: right. come on, maureen.
darren: oh my god!
*when they leave everyone locks the doors so they can't come back in*
*everyone is chanting "sluts"*
amerie: this is a protest. SLTS have officially taken over the admin building over the resignation of miss obah. she's been unfairly targeted by administration and the school at large over recent defamatory allegations. which were batshit by the way, we did not have s*x. we demand that miss woods rejects her resignation and reinstated miss obah to her former position as english teacher and SLTS class teacher. we will not be leaving the premises until she is officially reinstated.
darren: miss, we swear it's for a good cause.
woodsy: get that inflatable pen is out of my face!
darren: no, miss! get your hands off my penis!
woodsy: give me the penis, darren! you want war i'll give you war!
darren: she's gonna kill us!
woodsy: i'm calling your parents!
darren: ok, we have her attention. now what?
amerie: we wait until she meets our demands.
amerie: chips and lollies, ant, really? what part of no dumb food did you not understand?
jaz: this is supposed to last us, remember?
missy: ant, ya dog! where's the water?
ant: there's a tap, isn't there?
jaz: the taps not working and there's no toilet in the building.

*everyones parents get here*
jaz: ok, here's the toilet for the night. use it whenever you want. guys, please, aim for inside the pot.
sasha: did everyone hear that? this is a poo free zone.
amerie's mum (huma) : amerie!
amerie: oh shit
huma: amerie! get out here right now!
ant: your mums scarier than mine.
ants mum: anthony! so help me god, if i have to come in there, i will drag you out myself.
*he starts to walk out hit you grab his hand and pull him back*
amerie: we don't see jojo anywhere. so you all gonna have to piss off. that's how it is. sorry, mum. alright, if anyone wants to leave, mows your chance.
ant: i'm out.
*you pull his arm back again*
ant: jaz, my mums gonna kill me.
jaz: no, she's not.
amerie: guess we're bunkering in for the night.

at night:
*ant makes a sandwich with lollies*
jaz: ant, that's gross.
*he smiles at you and you kiss him*
amerie: what if jojo never comes?
dusty: well, at least me and you got to hang. it's gonna be all right.
*you scoff*
jaz: your so weird.
amerie: like you and ant didn't share kind words when you met.
jaz: nah, we didn't.

*everyones sleeping*
*you lay down next to ant and he puts his arm around your waist*

the next morning:
darren: amerie! amerie!
amerie: uh huh. five more minutes.
darren: hey, it's missy.
missy: that dumb little dog. you know, i don't know why i said i was ok with it. yeah but i'm not. i'm not.
amerie: missy?
missy: shit! you are right. sasha trampled my heart so bad. now i think i like white boys. started watching blues clues the other day.
amerie: missy, are you ok?
missy: excuse me.
ant: what did she take?
jaz: sugar high. she's super dehydrated. she needs water.
cash: yeah, same.
amerie: this is your fault. you are coming with me.
*she grabs ant and he groans*
*they go out the window to the tap*
amerie: we are so screwed. why did i think this was a good idea?
ant: i gotta go. it's real bad now.
amerie: jojo's not coming. she was never gonna come.
ant: the brown trouts about to swim upstream.
amerie:. it's all been for fucking nothing! it's over! we blew it.
ant: i don't know. i think i kind of deserved this. it's like karma or gods punishment.
amerie: are you talking about the protest or a poo? i'm lost now.
ant: jesus. it's a sign. i'm sorry, jesus. i'm sorry for what i did.
amerie: what? what are you talking about? what did you do?
ant: harper didn't make the anonymous call to DOCS, alright, i did.
amerie: what?
ant: we just did it to get SLTS cancelled, i didn't think it would go this far.
amerie: who is "we"? spider?
ant: he just wrote your names on the map
amerie: spider really hates me that much?
ant: it's not like that, ams, it's just-
amerie: yeah?
ant: look out of everyone in SLTS, you spend the most time with jojo, and, yeah, dusty reckoned that... i don't know, it's the only way anyone would believe it.
amerie: dusty?
ant: yeah, it was all his idea.
*she goes back upstairs and knocks on the window and you open it*
jaz: where's ant-?
amerie: fuck off, jaz! you knew about this too!
jaz: what?
amerie: say it, dusty! i need to hear you say it!
dusty: say what?
amerie: that you fucked me ober just to get out of doing a class, that you made up the rumor about me and jojo. actually, that the whole thing was your idea.
dusty: i just...
amerie: say it!
*he walks away*
*jojo comes outside*
quinni: it's jojo! jojo is back!
darren: miss, please come back. we want to back.
quinni: we don't wanna be anyone else's SLTS. we want to be your SLTS.
woodsy: thanks for coming jojo
cash: uh, i think we're about to get dragged out of here, people.
*everyone walks out*
*you see ant and go over and hug him*
jaz: you told ams?
ant: jesus made me
jaz: you know how much trouble we're gonna get it, ant?
ant: i'm sorry. i love you
*he smiles*
*you laugh and he kisses you*