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Side Story with Mori, Gura and Trihexa

The three are currently in a comic book store as they greeted the store clerk.

Mori: Yo man what's up.

Trihexa: Hello there.

Gura: A.

Store clerk: Hello uh welcome to the Steven He comic store.

Mori: We're big fan of comic books. We're wondering if you have anything on sale.

Store clerk: Awesome we just got some special edition Superman merch.

Mori: Oh thank you my dude are they a limited ed-

The three look at of a Superman figure that says Specialman.

Trihexa: Is says Specialman. Is there a actual superhero with the name?

Mori: No not really.

Gura: Doesn't ring a bell.

Store clerk: Oh yeah that's Specialman fan favorite superhero.

Mori: The hell does he do?

Store clerk: He cancels bad guys.

Mori: Does he also cancel haters in Twitch and Twitter?

Store clerk: Yup.

Mori: OK I just got myself my new favorite superhero.

Gura: Do you have Aquaman, Jason Momoa version I meant.

Store clerk: Oh yeah right there.

Gura: Okay fantastic-

Store clerk: Waterboy.

Gura just look at him confusion.

Gura: Uh what does Waterboy do?

Store clerk: He stays hydrated.

Gura: That's it? That's all he can do? He seems labored then the Aquaman from the Hanna-Barbera era.

Trihexa: What about Spider-Man, surely you have Spider-Man right?

Store clerk: Uh-huh this just came in.

Trihexa: Oh good-

Store clerk: Arachnid-Kid.

Mori: (Oh Kumoko wouldn't like this if she was here.)

Mori: You got Captain America?

Store clerk: We got Pilot Kansas.

Gura: You got Justice League?

Store clerk: We got Fairness Group.

Trihexa: You got Falcon and the Winter Soldier?

Store clerk: We got Pigeon and the Summer Nurse.

Mori/Gura/Trihexa: Pigeon?!?!?!

Mori: Who the hell...

Gura: Does Pigeon...

Trihexa: Fight?

Store clerk: ...Bread...

Mori/Gura/Trihexa: Oh that makes sense.

Trihexa: You got Doctor Strange?

Store clerk: We got Mr. Normal.

Gura: You got Infinity War?

Store clerk: We got a Very Long Battle.

Mori: You got Green Lantern?

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