How I Met Harry Styles

Chapter 3 - Getting Places

When we went out to the car there were police officers and fire trucks and everything happening at once. We come up to an officer and they said 

"This is a crime scene. You cannot cross."

"What happened?" I asked. No response. We walk to our car and leave. "What exactly happened?" Patience asked. "I'm not sure," I say. Since we have time to kill we decided to change our GPS to somewhere different. We typed in Area 51. 

"Area 51 has been entered." 

On our way, our gas tank beeps at us to get gas. We stop and get gas and get some Area 51 souvenirs. We get back on the road and by the time we get there, it's about 5:30 pm. There was a beautiful sunset. We pull up and there are cops everywhere we slowly get closer to the gate and the sign reads 

"RESTRICTED AREA. NO TRESPASSING BEYOND THIS POINT. PHOTOGRAPHY IS PROHIBITED."

We all gasp. We turn around and drive away but we see this light. And we see this green alien-looking person. But we drive away fast! We get back to California and we see all the pretty lights and the stars in the sky. Some reason there was a full moon. We make it to our new hotel and like always we investigate the hotel for bugs Kileigh and Patience finds a cockroach. We run to the manager. He isn't there. We run out and leave $20 and try to find a new hotel on the way but we can't find one. We eventually find a fancy hotel and it costs $200 a night. We all put our money together. 

The next morning we get to driving again! we make it to Los Angeles. But then the ground starts shaking and we scream Patience says "AHHH WE'RE GOING TO DIE!" "No we're not calm down it's just an earthquake," I said. We need to find the stadium where Harry is ASAP. "I just looked it up what stadium he's going to be at it's at the...." "Landen?" Kileigh asks. "It's...in...London..." I say! "What?!" Patience says. I drive to the nearest store to get luggage to pack our clothes and buy some new clothes since we only prepared for a few days. It takes us 2 hours to get through customs. We get out tickets and leave! I bought us all first-class tickets.

On the flight, we got 5-star meals, 5-star drinks, and lots more. We also got massaging seats and they were heated and cooling. We'd click a button and the flight attendant would come to us. Suddenly the pilot says

"We are having slight turbulence, please remain calm, and please put on your seatbelt."

We all try not to panic but we can't help it. People start screaming. Babies start crying. We all think we are going to die, but this one guy doesn't know what's happening because he has his Apple Airpods Max, I think. He was listening to music while he was reading a book. I'm not sure how he didn't get the memo. The flight attendants try calming people down but it's not working one guy even yelled at one of them. Patience was being shoved by people because she got up to go to the bathroom. She eventually made it back to the seats. After about 2 minutes everybody calmed down. We landed in London and we have to get to the stadium before they close. It is going to take us 54 minutes to get there. We find a rental place for cars. We drive as fast as we can to get there.

We get there and there are people EVERYWHERE. Then all of a sudden there was a glowing light above us and it was green Patience screens like a girl. And we all laugh. But then we started floating. We look up and its god. He said his name was 

"Alien god."

then after abt 10 minutes of Alien God ranting about his problems we wake up. And it turns out we were high on crack cocaine. We check the time and we have only 3 hrs till the show. Kileigh and Patience turns the TV on and there was an important announcement about Harry....