JL reacts to super sons

Jonathan Kent

Sorry I haven't posted in a while I have been busy.

Jonathan: in the decade of the 1930s even the greatest city of metropolis was not spared the ravagers are worldwide depression in the times of fear and confusion the job of informing the public was the responsibility of the daily planet.
( Camera pans out to show john)
Diana: oh my Hera
Barry: would you look at that he looks just like you Clark.
Clark: yeah he really does.
John: ugh, somebody kill me. Why couldn't you guys be like doctors or lawyers, or like a celebrity chef? Yeah like anything besides reporters.
Lois: because reporting is an important and essential part of a civilised society they call it the 5th branch of government or is it the 4th? Do you know where my purse is?
John: the couch but ok doing a report on reporters is boring.
Lois: boring? Good reporters make good stories, boring reporters don't last long. Listen everytime I start a story I follow a couple of rules 1 find your hook your angle how can you write this thing like no one else it's like it's like you know those are violent video games you play.
Jonathan: I mean I wouldn't call them violent.
Lois: trust me they are violent in those games you are always looking for the weak points, right? And sometimes you have to hit them with different moves in different locations to beat it. Same thing with reporting. Find your angle your "in" and you'll vanquish your report in no time.
Jonathan: ugh... I guess
Lois: hey which one of us has won reporter of the year? You or me?. Oh and one more thing with most stories we already know the ending the airline crashed the girl was saved what's interesting is how that happened. How we got there always start at the beginning and you'll already have your end. The rest is cake. Speaking of which, I have to pick up the birthday cake by five. Shoot.
Jonathan: you want me to write about how the two of you dated? I love you mom I love you but you and dad are the most unexciting couple in the entire universe.
Lois: laugh) if only that were true.
Jonathan: ugh that's hairspray your water bottle is by the door.
Lois: eh I'll probably need it. ( Kisses his head) remember do your best I have to head to the city but I'll be back by dinner. Your dad should be home soon. Love you.
( Camera pans out to show Lois hand bag)
The Justice League laugh at this.
Jonathan: three, two
Lois: forgot the purse. And Jonathan.. no looking for birthday presents while I'm gone. Mm- hm
Jonathan: fine.
(Lois leaves and Jonathan starts looking. He looks in his parents room and finds a box. With the superman suite in it.)
Barry: well looks like your identity is out now.
Jonathan: ugh. Cosplay?
Barry: nevermind
(Jonathan finds a box in the closet)
Oh too easy( he knocks it down) don't look inside jhon you don't want to ruin the surprise but then again.
Clark: Jonathan.
Jonathan: daddy home.
Diana: what are the chances you used your x- ray vision to spy on him.
Bruce: 100%
Jonathan: dad! ( Runs and hugs Clark around his waist.)
Clark: hey kiddo
Jonathan: hey,how was your trip.
Clark: good, interesting. The scientists have discovered that the strange phenomenon was certain types of ants normally they follow the Queen ants directions and directions but now moving up but now they're moving of their own accord which is better than if the Queen ant was dead Ed because if the Queen and dies then so does the colony.
Jonathan: sounds amazing.
Clark: sorry, I'm boring you with nerd talk now if you're done looking for presents in the house.
Jonathan: what me no I would never.
Clark: how about you help me with a few of the chores that seem to have been neglected while I was away.
( Transfer to the barn)

Jonathan tried to pick up three hay bails and failed Clark lends a hand ( and some super strength) and they lift it together. Next they are seen milking a cow. Clark is seen sweeping hay? ( A/n I can't tell is that is poo or hay)
And hay ( a/n I know that one) is dumped on his head. "Hey" John laughs and runs away.
Clark: now you've done it.come here. ( Jonathan hides under the truck) hmmm where could he be? Gotcha ( Clark drags john by his ankles and dangles him. Both are next seen sitting on a hay bails looking at stars.
Jonathan: dad
Clark: yeah?
Jonathan: I know that you and mum and think that your job is super important and it is and everything but I don't know I..I miss having you around.
Clark: yeah, I miss being around. Sun someday this all makes sense being a reporter is a big responsibility it's.
Jonathan: the forth estate yeah yeah mum gave me the whole spiel. It sounds like fake news to me. I mean you've been gone for two weeks for what just to find out why ants are going crazy.
Clark: well it's really fascinating. They actually...
Jonathan: yeah I'm sure I just couldn't you I don't know no look it up on the internet.
Clark: If I didn't have to go I wouldn't. You need to believe me son. But jobs especially mine, involve some sacrifice.
Jonathan: come on it's not like your putting your life on the line. Your just putting your name on a by- line.
Clark: you'd be surprised.
Jonathan: but you'll be here tomorrow right?
Clark: for your game or for your birthday.
Jonathan: I thought maybe you forgot.
Clark: Jonathan you are the most important thing that has ever happened to me I'll never forget about you.
Jonathan: wow look at that one.
Clarks vision zooms in to reveal the watchtower fall out of orbit.
Hal: uh oh that is not good.
Clark: yeah that's.... You know what kid. I think your mum just got back you better wash up for dinner.
Jonathan: uh where are you going?
Clark: I just realised I have a quick errand to run tell your mum I'll be back later.
Jonathan: uh ... Sure.
Clark: oh and Jonathan happy birthday.
Jonathan: thanks dad.

The screen goes black
Me: so how was that
Oliver: well Clark you have one good looking family.
Thanks said Clark.

A/n

I am so sorry that this is late I had a power cut on my end and I lost all my progress also I have my job that got me really exhausted throughout the week so that also got me. I'll try to post whenever I can and when I'm available. yeah I can't make any promises so sorry about the delay and hope you enjoy this chapter.