Tlels cafe adventure (DISCONTINUED UNTILL I CAN REMEMBER)

Ch1

I DO NOT OWN TLELS OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS HERE EXECPT MY OCS

Tlels was sad because Robotnik stole the emerdoods and now there is no more schoolhouse.

So Tlels went on his Ipad in search of whatever he could grab his paws on.

Tlels: "Ooh whats this?"

Tlels: "The emerdoods!? For only 30000000 rings!? What a steal!"

But Tlels had no money.

Tlels checked his dora the explorer wallet in search of some rings but he found none.

Tlels: "What a bummer."

So Tlels went off to find a job.

Tlels: "A cafe? It says its hiring! Lemme go do the do and do that!"

So tlels walked in and he found Walmart Knuckles.

Tlels exclaimed, Tlels: "Knickknacks is that you!?"

Tlels walked behind the counter because thats how you get a job.

Walmart Knuckles: "Hello Tails."

'Why does evergone call me Tails!? I'm Tlels for emer sake!' Tlels growled in his head.

Tlels: "What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be watching the master emerdood?"

Walmart Knuckles snickered

Walmart Knuckles: "No I'm in debit fox. I need to work , hopefully that hedgehog is watching it and not fooling around."

Walmart Knuckles sighed.

Tlels: "Oh okay" Tlels said as he stood behind the register because thats how you get a job!

Tlels: "Our first customer!"

Tlels: "Are you emo?"

Walmart Knuckles: "Fox learn some manners!"

Emo customer: "No I am not emo." The emo customer gritted through their teeth.

The emo customer sighed.

Tlels: "Oh Okay"

Tlels: "Anyways what can I get for yer?"

Emo customer: "Can I get a tea please."

Tlels: "Sure! You can have some cockroach tea its crunchy"

The emo customer eyes widened

Emo customer in mind: 'I wanna go home😭'

Tlels turned around to look at the person in the kitchen.

Tlels: "Are you piko?"

Pico: "Huh? You mean Pico?"

Tlels: "Yeah I mean Piko from fnf!"

Pico: "Look at my name."
Pico deadpanned.

Tlels: "Okay, Anyways can you make some cockroach tea plez"

*In mind* 'We have cockroach tea?' Pico wondered.
Pico: "Yeah sure."

Pico began to make crunchy cockroach tea.

Pico: "Alright order up! "

Tlels: "Awe yeah thanks dude! Heres your cockroach tea , that'll be 5 rings plez!"

Emo customer: "Uh.. yeah thanks *pays*"

Walmart Knuckles in mind: 'What the fuck.'

Suddenly the cafe doors burst wide open

Robber-person: "Alright give me a bagel or I'll shoot this hostage!"

The hostage started to sweat

Hostage: "Please give him a bagel!"

Tlels: "Hmm... I dunno , will I get an emerdood? "

Hostage, emo customer & Robber-person: "..."

Robber-person: "No you will not get an emerdood! Now give me a bagel or I'll end this mans life!"

Hostage: "Please just give him a damn bagel!!"

The emo customer tiptoed away

Tlels: "Hmm... What kind of bagel?"

Tlels in mind: 'It better not be raisin or cream cheese!'

Robber-person: "I don't care! Just any bagel!"

Tlels: "Well, I'm sorry but without an emerdood I can't give you the bagel."

Robber-person: *grrr* "Alright dude we're going to the back you're gonna die."

Hostage: "God fucking dammit!"

Walmart Knuckles and Tlels heard gunshots from the back

Walmart Knuckles: "What was that about!? Are you SCAMMING our customers!?"

Tlels: "Oh emer no! Its just that.. they had no emerdoods soooo.. I wouldn't give them a bagel; cause I need the emerdoods robotnik took to power Sunky's schoolhouse again... *blah blah blah*"

But Walmart Knuckles wasn't listening enough (Clearly). Walmart Knuckles: "You're saying you want the master emerald!?"

Tlels: "How could you accuse me of such a thing Knickknacks!? But... now that you mention it the master emerdood probably could power a new Sunky's schoolhouse!"

Walmart Knuckles: "Fox I will not give you the master emerald! And I have all the right to accuse you!"

Tlels pouted

Pico in mind 'These bitchass mfs forgot about me!'

Walmart Knuckles: "And do I look like a candy bar to you!?"

Tlels: "Well no but... If you where a candy bar which would you be?"

The echidna grumbled

Walmart Knuckles: "Well first of all I wouldn't be a candy bar!, I would be a cake."

Tlels in mind: 'I bet he'd be a red velvet cake'

Tlels: "And which kind of cake would you be Knickknacks?"

Walmart Knuckles grumbled (Again like stop grumbling Mr. grumble)

Walmart Knuckles: "I would be a red velvet" cake.

Tlels in mind: 'Called it!'

Tlels: "Ooo red velvet is good!"

Walmart Knuckles: "Of course it is! Its rich, velvety, and delicious! Who wouldn't like red velvet cake?"

Tlels: "Anyways theres another customer!"

Tlels in mind 'Why are they foaming at the mouth?'

Tlels: Hellr! What can I get for ya?

Rabies-customer(Idrtn): Yes can I get you

Tlels: what. Tlels slowly blinked

Rabies-customer(Idrtn): I asked if I could get you

Tlels: No sorry I'm not on the menu but we do have eggman on a platter!

Rabies-customer(Idrtn) jumped over the customer and started biting Tlels like the rabid they are

Tlels: Stop biting me! I don't want rabies for the 11th time!

Pico & Walmart Knuckles in mind 'Twelfth time!?'

Walmart Knuckles: "Do you know this guy? And did you get your shots? Walmart Knuckles asked worriedly"
Tlels: "Ye ye now get this thing off of me!"

Tlels in mind: 'I totally didn't get my shots'