This is just you wildin out on Eddie, SHORT!!
"Hey Eddie?" "Yes y/n?" "Yo real name is Edward,right?" "Yea, and?" "LMAOO IMAGINE,LIKE ITS GIVING SQUIDWARD LMAOOO" "please y/n-" "*insert wheezing* YOU LOOK LIKE DREAM A LITTLE BIT AKAKA" (eddies curled up in a ball on the floor) "PLEASE ANYBODY WITHIN A TEN MILE RADIUS OF YOU WOULD GET FLEAS LMAOO" "but-" you cut him off "BOY SHUT YOU SQUIGGLY DIGGILY HEAD UP YOU LOOK LIKE THE PARENT NO CHILD WOULD WANT TO FLEX TOO THEIR FRIENDS LMAOO. YOU LOOK LIKE A REJECT ROCK BAND SINGER, LMAOOO" "but in all seriousness, I love you" you say to him, kissing him while he's in the floor, crying still
