weird dnd things me and my friend wrote

goofy ahh

We made this in steam dms don't ask, it's the fact that we were dying and having fun that matters (the chapter pic has nothing with this to do)

Micias characters POV (Agrona aka Disia)

I was sitting under an apple tree, playing a song i heard who knows where. Out of nowhere an apple gets thrown on my head, I look around but see nothing, then out of nowhere someone jumped down from the tree turning into me midair, the person was holding another apple which they took a bite from before throwing it on the ground.
"Hey what was that for!" I said but I'm only met with laughter, I take out my dagger and ask again "what is that funny?" I try to look intimidating but instead it turns into a funny impression.
They started laughing even harder with an ominous presence around them, I got a little scared, okay, maybe more than a little. "The funny thing is that you're trying to act oh so scary then makes the funniest expression ever" they say in an oh so mocking voice. "May i know what you mean by that?" I say clueless while tilting my head to the right, "so not only bad at being trying to be scary, but also clueless?" They say while starting to laugh again.
Before I knew it something fast flies by my head, I look behind me only to see a dagger "wha- I- what just happened?" I turn around and I don't see them anymore still keeping focus on why they were looking like me, before unexpectedly another apple was thrown at my head. I look up and see how this someone who just started melting and does not look like me anymore but instead saw a person looking around 18 in human years, they had what seemed like dark fluffy hair and white eyes, only the iris being really visible, there was plenty of scars covering the skin which wasn't hidded by the dark clothes, they clearly had dark eye bags enveloping their eyes and a light mist in their eyes amplyfing the very tired look. throughout this a small mischevious smile was subtly visible on their face while jugling with another apple in their left hand.
"Wha- how did you get there in such a short time? I certainly see your talent, would you mind to finally introduce yourself?" I say but am only met with "but why would I introduce myself to someone I don't even know the name of, hm?" They started tossing the apple from hand to hand while still keeping eye contact. "My name is Disia then and you?" Not trusting them with my real name i say my stage name instead, "the names Shiro" they say while finally taking a bite out of the apple before throwing it at me. "Alright and gender?" I say still untrusting already a bit irritated while catching the apple and also taking a bite out of it.
"Well what do you think?" They say while jumping down from the tree once again, "Oh hell no I won't be assuming anything here" as i look at them annoyed while crossing my arms clearly irritated.
"You're funny to annoy" they say while playing with another dagger, while hiding my dagger i turn my back at them starting to go from them "I have enough of those games" I say angry at this point, "mn, what games?" They say teasingly, while hearing this i still didn't stop walking. "I'm a guy by the way! Just letting you know since you clearly didn't want to guess"
I slow down and say "and I am a girl if you would like to know"
"I already knew" they said still with a small smile on their face, what they said afterwards brought a chill through my spine "you are a really interesting play thing I am bound to have an interesting time if I were to follow you"
"I-" i was at a loss of words at the moment but i silently nodded my head.