Shrek was just bathing in his swamp when big daddae Elmo walked in, "OH MAH, Shrek what are you doing..." Shrek turned around so fast shocked to see his one night of a manz. "E..Elmo... What are you doing here..." Shrek said covering his fluffy honka honka chest. Elmo turned red and pulled out worm roses, "Shrek, I came here to ask you to be mine please..." Shrek had tears in his eyes covering his mouth, "Yes!!! I would love to be yours' big daddae Elmo". Elmo started ugly crying giving Shrek the worm roses, "Elmo..." "Shrek....". They kiss passionately smacking them lips together crying while Donkey sees everything dropping his waffles. "AYO WHAT THE FU-" Elmo and Shrek stop staring at Donkey nervously, "Shrek... I never knew you were.. you know", Donkey said flicking his hoof smirking, "mind if I join....", but before Donkey could finish Shrek and Elmo both said no. "Aw shucks, I really thought I was gonna get that Elmo-ussy".
5 hours later in za swamp ;)))
"Shrek, I never knew you were so good with those hands..." Elmo said sweaty and hot, Shrek laughed lightly and took out his hammer, "I'm just so good at building you know, I never knew you wanted to live here with me". Elmo started painting his house red with some green on it to match with his hubby dubby of a man Shrek. "Shrek have you ever thought of having a family?", Shrek stopped with what he was doing, "well, no not really since neither one of us are women...". Elmo scratched his head with his big daddae hands and looked at Shrek, "well.. would you......"
To be continued on next chapter
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Shrek x Elmo
أدب الهواةShrek is smol and dom, Elmo is big daddæ. Both Elmo and Shrek are 23 and 24
