do the fandango already damn!!

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childe likes peepaw.

everyones favorite
bro
do you guysz think that like anyone has tried
to kts by drinking too much water cus yk you can die by drinking too much water

that horny water guy (xinqiu)

why tf are you thinking about that

peepaw liker (childe)

idk man it's probably happened but that isn't very yk...

everyones favorite
if you say it isn't very pro alpha of them i will kill you and then myself

peepaw liker
man fuck you

everyones favorite
no ew never with you

peepaw (zhongli)
i once knew someone who died by drinking too much water...

elsa🥶 (kaeya)
peepae wtf

weed smoker suspect
hi gusy

everyones favorite
OMG KAZUHA HII

weed smoker suspect
do yuo guys
care if i add my frind

everyones favorite
nah go ahead

elsa🥶
yeah whtvr as long as they aren't ugly

that horny water guy
yeah

little gay lyre 🥺
ok weed smoekfr ssucpect

peepaw liker
no

that horny water guy
man no one cares abt your opinion

peepaw liker
hwo darea you,, don't didsprecpecy your aplha🥵🐺😈🥵🥵🐺😈🥵🐺🐺

that horny water guy
learn to spell first

everyones favorite
LMFAOOOOO

the one and oni (itto)
who is you rfirned though
is he nice

firework girl (yoimiya)
who told you they were a he?!?!?!?!?!?1
stop assuming gender damn!!!

everyones favorite
OMG YOI HI LOML ILY

firework girl
HI Y/N ILYT

that horny water guy
bro guys stop being gay damn!

firework girl
ok Mr. i don't have something to confess to chongyun

popsicel (chongyun)
huh

that horny water guy
nothing yun 😊 dw

popsicel
ok

weed smoker suspect
ok ima just add him now

the one and oni
SEE YOI IT IS A HE I WAS RIGHT

firework girl
you still assumed his gender 🙄

'weed smoker suspect' added 'Scaramouche'

the one and oni
OMG IS THAT THE SHORT GUY THAT'S IN MY HOMEROOM

Scaramouche
fym "short guy"
are you that loud ass annoying guy w/ horns who claims to be an alpha all the fucking time like childe??

the one and oni
😢

peepaw liker
oh! hi scara 😊

Scaramouche
how many times have i told you not ot call me that

everyones favorite
                                                    omg hey scara im gonna pretend i didnt see you earlier cus our moms

Scaramouche
fym i didnt see you

everyones favorite
 fuck you fandango man

'everyones favorite' changed 'Scaramouche's name to 'do the fandango already'

do the fandango already
i swear to god i'm going to blow your fucking brains out the next time i see you

everyones favorite

woah there! no need to be flirting now

stfu ima tell ei that ur talking bad about her

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YOU WOULDN;T FUCKING DARE SHE LOVES ME

peepaw liker
i think theyre flirting

that horny water guy
me too

firework girl
me three

peepaw
i also agree with the statement said above, this does seem like it may be flirting

do the fandango already
i am actually going to murder all of you fucking kys

everyones favorite
i'm not apart of the "all of you" stay safe oujt there tho guys

do the fandango already
no youre the top of my list

everyones favorite
aww he loves me how sweet 🥺

emo edge lord mcr listener ⛓🖤 (xiao)
istfg if you guys don't stfu








yeha basically first time writing a story so sorry if it sucks ass and if they are oc

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