Universe: Into the Spider-Verse
Triggers: None
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Miles sat in May's apartment, with everyone else. Nothing was going on. They were all really just waiting for Peter to upload all the information onto a new 'goober' as he liked to call it. Everything quiet, other than the slight chit chat between spiders.
The boy turned to look over at Spider-Ham, a curious look on his face as the pig occasionally corrected noir about the colors on the Rubik's cube. "Hey, Ham?" The boy spoke up, earning a hum of acknowledgement from the swine. "Mmm?" Ham looked over, raising a brow in a cartoonish fashion.
Miles rubbed the back of his neck. "I was kind of wondering- You know- Why do you sound like John Mulaney? If you even know who that is, anyways-"
He was quickly shut up by a small chuckled from Ham, watching as he walked closer, setting a tight grip on Miles' shoulder, before quietly whispering into the teen's ear, venom dripping from his voice as he spoke.
"Stop snitching, Motherfucker."
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Spider Man One Shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of random short stories about our lovable spiders. No characters belong to me. Universes: MCU (Tom) Spectacular Spider-Man Ultimate Spider-Man The Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew) Sam Raimi Spider-Man (Tobey) Comics PS4/Ps5 (Peter/Miles) Spi...
