Me insulting someone:
I HOPE both sides of your pillow being warm, have wet socks constantly, your wifi connection on your bed and other comfortable places being shit, your room an your room only constantly experiencing power outages, your phone charging at only one specific angle, your movies and tv shows always having scratched discs, your books all have dog ears where people have bookmarked them, your glasses or the screens of your devices are always smudged, you always have a hair on your phone screen, you randomly have a hair stuck in an uncomfortable place, and SEVERAL other punishments.
