Sunlight peeked through the blinds, Birds chirped, wind whistled, cats purred.
...
CATS PURRED?!
Xeno jumped out of bed, falling on the floor in a panic.
"WHAT THE HELL!" Xeno yelled.
There was a fat grey cat, maybe a Maine coon?
Doesnt matter, where did it come from!
He approached the cat, it seemed unbothered.
As Xeno was nearly about to pet them, the door had a knock to it.
"Come in!" Said Xeno.
Arkham walked in, Looking at the cat.
"Good-morning Xeno, it seems you've found puss."
"Puss?" says Xeno
"Puss. The cat."
Xeno sat in confusion.
"Ive been here for months! , Ive never seen a cat, not have you mentioned him."
Arkham side-eyed Him.
"Theres alot you've yet to see."
Arkham turns on his heels.
"Come along. I have gifts and food"
Xeno quickly sat up, brushed himself off, and hurried out the door.
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As a Bird, you would assume that Arkham can fly, Surprisingly enough he cant, but he can walk pretty damn fast.
"Slow down!" Exclaims Xeno
"No thanks" says Arkham
"That wasn't even a offer?????" Says Xeno Confusingly.
Arkham walked in a guarded room, Two Mice guarded it.
They seemed scared. Birds eat mice.
He walks by, and motions Xeno to walk behind.
The door opened, revealing..
Weapons. Lots of em.
"What the, you're one guy! What do you need all of these weapons for?" Xeno says, slightly taken aback.
"Theyre fun to look at." Arkham says, Staring at Xeno.
"..... Ha ha. Funny one. Right?" Says Arkham, hoping for feedback.
Xeno looks at him, and cracks a fake smile. It was so bad it was slightly humorous.
Arkham picks up a glock, and carelessly passes it to Xeno.
"What do you want me to do with this?" Says Xeno.
"Shoot." says Arkham, looking at him , slightly sad.
Xeno takes this the wrong way.
"Okay, Sir."
Xeno points the gun at Arkham.
"No , You Butt sniffing mutt. The target." says Arkham.
He motions to the target on the wall.
"OH! Okay." Says Xeno, Taking a look at the target and aiming.
He pulls the trigger.
The gun doesn't go off.
He turns the gun around, And points it at his face, trying to see whats wrong.
A Flash of light appears. Then black.
.....
.....
"Am i dead?"
"What a stupid way to die."
"You're not dead. But you sure are stupid." Says Arkham.
He takes his black hand off of Xenos face, and looks at it.
He takes out a blooded bullet from his hand.
"Ow." Says Arkham.
"Did you... DID YOU STOP THE BULLET WITH YOUR HAND?!" Says Xeno, Slightly scared.
"Yeah." Says Arkham, looking at his hand.
He looks at it for a while, and puts it back down to his side.
"That kind of... tickled." Says Arkham, seemingly trying to hold back a laugh.
Xeno is Still in shock.
Arkham suddenly bursts into laughter.
The seemingly cold man was...
Laughing?
"OH! YOU SHOULDVE SEEN THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE! GAHA! PRICELESS!" Says Arkham .
Xeno snaps out of the Initial shock, and Looks at him.
"You could say that... ruffled your feathers?" Says Xeno, Hoping not to get a dull response.
Arkham stops laughing.
He looks at Xeno.
He looks like hes about to explode, his feathers being messy.
Arkham Chokes up, and starts laughing again, even more than last time!
"RUFFLED MY FEATHERS! RUFFLED THEM! SIMPLY!"
Xeno starts to chuckle at the sight, eventually laughing too.
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After a while, the laughter slows down to a mixture of gasping and wheezing.
Xeno looks at arkham with a grin.
"How did you even do that?!, Some type of circus trick?"
Arkham looks up, serving a smile.
"Oh! Im a demon! And partially dead."
"WHAT"
