Today, Mark and Cesar decided to go to this fucking hotel because yes.
They go to lobby and to elevator.
*insert montage of Mark and Cesar dancing to music (guys they are not gay 😊😍🙂)*
*DING DONG ON MY DI-*
First door here we go.
OMGNESS they found key.
BOOM second door.
No key.
BOOM third door.
no key
BOOM fourth door-
SHUT THE FUCK UP KINKMASTER.
OKAY SO THEY HEAR SOME WEIRD NOISE LIKE SOMEONE IS TAKING A SHIT IN THE SCHOOL BATHROOM OR SMTH.
THEY HIDE IN CLOSET WITH MARK'S FACE UP CESAR'S DI-
(OKAY I PROMISE ALEX I RESPECT YOUR BOUNDARIES)
After that shitty (literally) scream is over they went back out and continue adventure.
*time skip brought to you by Kinkmaster's journal of kinks she found in a few doors smut 🤨🌚🍼🥵*
THEY MEET A LOUDER SCREAM. WORSE THAN WHEN JOE BIDEN TOOK A SHIT.
THEY HIDE IN CLOSET.
BOOM SOME STRANGE GREEN TURD WITH A MOUTH OPEN FOR A BLOWJOB CAME BY.
The idiots went out.
OH HELL NO THEY WENT BACK IN AFTER BLOWJOB ALIEN DUDE CAME BACK.
IN AND OUT THEY HATED THEIR LIVES.
Then they are done 😊
They went out to continue their shitty day in this cum covered hotel.
