☆Stay close շ me☆<sanetan>

Arival+Bonding

SOOO surprise im back. ive been in the hospital for awhile youll know if you read my most recent announcment anyways begin

t-tanjiro
s-sanemi
z-zenitsu
i-inosuke
a-author
rl-random lady
'thinking'
"talking"
tg-tentacle guy
{authors note}
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nobodys p.o.v

the journy was a long one it eventually started raining so sanemi pulled out his umbrella from nowhere and offered it to tanjiro
t-"how did you get that we dont have umbrellas in this time we have theese weird hat thingys"
tanjiro says as he pulled out one of those hat thingys from the pockets he actually doesnt have.
s-"well we do now but we dont have those hat thingys anymore."
and then all of a sudden the hat thingy slowly dissapered from tanjiros hand as tanjiro stared in utter shock
t-"HOW DID YOU DO THAT!"
s-"idk ask the author they were the one that actually did it"
t-"author why did you do that?"
a-"because there can only be one rainstopper in this book and i chose an umbrella, NOW GET BACK TO THE SCRIPT"

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t-"im jesse"
s-"and im james"
s+t-"team rocket blasts off at the speed of light surrender now or prepare to fight"
a-"meoth thats right- WAIT THATS THE WRONG SCRIPT TAKE FIVE"
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a-"ACTION"

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"hmmhmmHMMHmmHmmHM MM"
the sound of Tanjiros soft humming along with the sound of footsteps was the only noises that could be heared on the long walk.
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
S-"WOULD YOU STOP HUMMING SO DAMN LOUD!"
T-"sorry"
...
T-"are we there yet its getting dark?"
S-"we aint gonna be there for atleast another hour but theres a wysteria house up ahead that we can spend the night at"
T-"whats the mission about anyways?"
S-"little girls were going missing for afew weeks and now little boys are too"
T-"this demon must love little kids"
S-"i guess it does"

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"HMMMMMMMM"
S-"I TOLD YOU TO STOP HUMMING SO LOUD!"
T-"SORRY!"
s-"were here"
rl-"hello stranger we were waiting for you, a crow totally didnt tell us you were coming so we totally didnt make two whole meels and set up two beds we totally didnt do that anyways we will see you to your room"

{boom magic time skip they are now at the village}
{boom magic timeskip information has been collected and they have decided to rest up at an inn with only surprise surprise one large futon}

T-"whats your favourite color"
S-"ask me a better question"
T-"why do you have no eyebrows?"
S-"genya shaved them off when I was little so I got mad and shaved his too but they never grew back"
T-"thats just sad"
S-"we should be trying to sleep while we wait for night"
T-"but theres only one futon so were playing uno instead"
S-"since when was there only one futon and since when were we playing uno"
T-"since I said so also were friends now because I said so"
S-"ah fair enough"
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t-"I CALL DIBS ON THE FUTON"
s-"NO YOU LITTLE SHIT ITS MINE"
t-"No its ours?"
...

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S-"agree to never talk about this"
T-"agreed"
the two demon slayers were currently cuddled up together about to fall asleep on the futon when tanjito realised it was already night.
Suddenly they heard a bang then a crash then screaming then a ton of footsteps followed by doors opening and closing they instantly got up grabbed their swords and bolted out the door reavealing a henta- tentacle demon grabbing little kids and shoving them in a bag the moment it caught sight of tanjiro it grabed him by his tiny dinky legs and said

tg-"your not exactly a little boy but your good enough ill shove you down in my basment and turn your life into henta-- hell"
t-"i always knew I would die eventually I just didnt know it would be because of hentai"
tg-"hee hee im gonna eat you AHHHHH MY HEAD NOOO I DONT EVEN HAVE A HEAD HOW HOW HOWWWWWWWW WAHHHHHHH ALL I WANTED WAS FRIENDS IM JUST A LITTLE BOY WHO WANTED TO MAKE FRIEND WITH THE OTHER KIDS WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
T-"omg so tragic WAHHHhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

sanemi had cut the demons head off he stares weirded out as the monter and tanjiro start crying like theres no tommorow suddenly a weird portal oppens up and a ton of little kids run out screaming about a tentacle trying to make them play with barbies
so he never actually ate anyone then

{poof magic time skip sanemi and tanjiro are going back to the butterfly mation cause the tentacle became eight different tentacle monsters and they got boom boom injuries and tanjiros leg got crushed so he cant walk lol}

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they didnt know the monster would multiple and they sure and hell didnt know it was strong enoung to crush bones and that leads us here to sanemi carrying tanjiro to the butterfly mantion cause he broke his leg its rumored that to this day nobody knows how worried zenitsu and inosuke were when they saw their friend in this state

S-"btw this means nothing brat if I could have left you back there i would have look were here"

Z-"TANJIROS BACK!"
I-"MONJIRO!"
inosuke yells as he runs outside confused when he sees sanemi carrying him but oh well he jumps at sanemi instead causeing tanjiro to fall and hit his head passing out in the process
I-"FIGHT MEEEEE"
S-"YOU DUMBASS THE KID BROKE HIS LEG"
I-"oh... MONJIRO WAKE UP WHOS GONNA FIGHT ME NOW"

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zenitsu chose the worst time to go outside and greet tanjiro
infront of him lays a scene tanjiro passed out on the ground head bleeding, inosuke shaking him while yelling, and the wind hashira screaming at inosuke calling him a dumbass and to knock it off.

whats gonna happen next?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER

my cat got run over by a bike

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