hi strangers looks like i decided to open wattpad again my brothers in the hospital and my best friend died. how fuuunnn!!
im losing hella motavation not to continue the story but to open wattpad its the app itself so all updates will be slow and will only happen when i have the willpower to just open the damn app anyways lets get into it!
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Sanemi was angry, so very angry.
how could he, how could HIS tanjiro kiss that yucky, wimpy,lame, half a slayer neon yellow pikachu rat shit dorito of a slayer if his half a slayer ass could even be called that.
"zenitsu? hey! zenitsu wake up are you okay!?"
Sanemi snapped out of his thoughts and looked over to where Tanjiros voice was coming from.
Aoi stood there in shock frozen like a bug, There was blood dripping from the yellow shits nose all over the bed, he was passed out blushing like a maniac while Tanjiro was shaking him and yelling.
The scene infront of him would have been very funny without the context, but it wasnt funny because his tanjiro, HIS TANJIRO KISSED A YELLOW TURD!
Sanemi stormed off fuming with anger.
he will have his revenge.
DUN DUN DUUUUNNN.
"hey psst sanemi hey"
sanemi looked around confused
"sanemi up here, in your head"
"what do you want, mai"
"HEY DONT EXPOSE MY NAME TO THE AUDIENCE ITS AUTHOR SAMA TO YOU GRRRRR"
"okay whatever, now what do you want?"
"why didnt you bardge into the room and beat zenitsu like i set you up to do?"
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"WHAT YOU SET THAT UP!? IT WAS APART OF THE SCRIPT!!?
"yeah it was but you werent supposed to know if all went well, wich it didnt"
"WHY WOULDNT YOU TELL ME!?"
"because I was trying to test something, if you didnt care and you walked away it means you are treating your relationship with Tanjiro like it is, a script, a play for entertainment, but, you got angry that tells me something YOU HAVE A CRUUUUSSHHH~~~"
"NO NO I DONT I DONT LIKE THAT BRAT"
"but you do so why didnt you beat up zenitsu?"
"because i already have a revenge plan for later!"
"thats so lame ill just script you a new one"
"i will end you"
"says the one that can be deleted"
"grr dont talk to me anymore im leaving"
"fine fine but one more quick thing"
"What!"
"Im the real antagonist of this story and i know what you may be thinkng wHaT HoW CaN tHe AuThOr Be ThE viLlAiN To tHeRe OwN sToRy!!? well I know pretty much everybody that you know also has a little crush on tanjiro, some more then others and what would you do if i gave them permission to just inturrupt the script a little bit so next time i script for you too to go on a friendly date somebody might come along and steal him from you HAVE FUUUNNN~~~~"
"WAIT NO COME BACK!! AHHH YOU WONT GET AWAY WITH THISS"
'ahh i guess i just have to eliminate them all before they can steal whats mine this isnt just a regular story anymore, its a documented WAR!"
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HEY EVERYBODY HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS CHAPTER ANOTHER ONE WILL BE POSTED DURING THE NEXT THREE TIMES IM ON WATTPAD SO AN ESTIMATED 5 MONTHS ANYWAYS
AUTHOR-SAN OUUUT!
my neighbour wont stop grabbing my boobs
he has a concussion now
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Fanfictionno discription because I have no already planned out plot so just read the story its gonna be better than my other one I promise
