𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐖𝐀'𝐒 𝐊𝐈𝐃

31

Before Shinso got the chance to disown himself, Aizawa had deleted the messages that he had sent Takado.

Although deleting them would only erase the messages from Y/n's screen, but he would take whatever he could get since he was desperate to not get punted by a mom and his own daughter.

Y/n had walked back into the room. Aizawa who had sensed this, immediately shoved the phone onto the table quickly and grabbed Shinso who was standing right next to him.

"Now son, it's very important for you to impress this girl. Because you see, meeting a girl early-"

Y/n had raised an eyebrow at this, grabbed her phone off the table and walked off.

Aizawa sighed in relief, his forehead was already creasing in stress and when he remembered that he was holding onto his son he peered down at the boy.

"Excuse me but what the actual fuck."

"Shinso, I never meant any of that. Don't bring a girl home at all. Or else Y/n will get ideas. And I'm not sending you off to marriage this early."

"I'm gay."

"..."

"..."

"No shit."

"WHAT?!"

Hizashi who was sitting on the couch was already pulling out his wallet, whining childishly as he caught a look at Aizawa's smirk.

"I can't believe you guys get over me being gay."

While the $40 was placed into the palm of a happy Aizawa who was gleefully displaying the money and showing it off to his husband.

"But you said that you didn't know if he was— and that we would bet on it..." The Yellow haired man said.

Aizawa held back a laugh and settled for a small smile as he ruffled his sons hair.

"I'm your homeroom teacher toshi. I see it all."

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Y/n wasn't stupid.

So of course she saw her dad fiddling with her phone than putting it back on the table. So naturally she was gonna do something about it. She was also gonna blackmail her brother with the information she just received.

As she walked up the stairs to her parents bedroom, she took note of the 3 picture frames on their dresser. One of Zashi and Zawa together as kids. One of Shinso petting a cat outside. And one of her.

She smiled at the kindness of the 3 of them, looked around the room and smiled. She dashed down the stairs once again and gave her regular smile towards her unknowing family.

Shinso turned to his dad.

"We gonna eat soon?" He asked tiredly, before Aizawa could even get words out of his mouth the purple haired boy was already on his way to the dining table.

Hizashi held back a laugh and slapped Aizawa on the shoulder, then walked to the dining table with Y/n trailing after him.

Grumbling in annoyance, Aizawa made his way to the kitchen and started pulling out random shit from the fridge.

"What do y'all want." He asked, not really posing his question as a question.

Hizashi shrugged, Y/n blurted our blueberries and Shinso grumbled.

"Wow. You guys are very helpful." The older tired man said, then after a few seconds he responded with, "I'm heating up leftover chicken and rice. Okay?"

While he was doing that, Shinso had started to ask if there was anything else to eat.

"Daaaaadddddddd, isn't there anything else to eat at all?" The purple haired male begged, watching as his father placed down the rice and orange chicken on the table.

While the other people at the table had repeated a quick- "thank you for the food." Shinso had not said anything like that yet.

Aizawa took a seat and shook his head, already piling food onto his plate before the other two most happiest and bright savages in the house could get to it.

Y/n had decided that now was the perfect time.

"I bet you would eat the food if it was Kaminari..." she whispered.

Hizashi who was drinking water all of a sudden started to choke on it and ran to the kitchen.

"Hizashi make sure to not drink water to help yourself from not choking on water okay." Aizawa tiredly said, remembering last time that had happened. Then he turned back to Y/n in surprise.

Last time resulted in Hizashi almost making their house crash down and Y/n making icicles to try and give to Hizashi because she thought icicles weren't water.

When Hizashi had come back from choking with everyone at the table still looking at her in shock.

"Uhm Y/n-" Hizashi started to say, but one look at her innocent and smiling face as she shoved rice in her mouth, made him snort out a quick laugh.

Shinso had practically glared daggers at Y/n who's only reaction was a shrug and the most smug sounding sentence ever in Shinso's brain.

"Well you would." She grumbled out, sensing Aizawa looking over at her with a raised eyebrow.

Shinso sighed, and started to place some rice onto his place as well as the chicken.

After repeating a "thank you for the food" he turned to Y/n and quietly asked,

"I know I'm going to regret this, but how exactly did you know?"

She looked over at him with a smile and responded, "you do know that your class would be willing to kill for me right? A little secret asking to people isn't even close to what they would do for me. And you guys also know that I could hear your convo with Zawa and Zashi— right?"

Shinso's expression had changed as he started to pick at his rice and chicken with such ease that someone might have thought that he was a robot.

"Yeah I guess" he said, and when he had taken a look at his sister he started to laugh as he ruffled her hair.

"Good job using your detective skills you little spy." He said, then narrowly avoided a ice block coming his way.

All Aizawa wanted to do was sleep.

So when he had arrived in his bedroom and ice started to rain down on him he knew exactly what had happened.

"Y/N COME ON!!"

"No thank you."

"Y/N IM SERIOUS STOP!"

"No."

"Y/N IM-"

"..."

"Y/n."

"Yes?"

"Why. Is. There. A. Glacier. In my bathroom."

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"Hello this is 911, how may I help you?"

"Yes hi. My husband and daughter are currently fighting outside and now there's a glacier and ice falling down everywhere and I think we knocked down our neighbors tree as well as our tree. Oh. And now my son is covered in snow and is trying to attack my daughter. And now my husband climbed up our roof. And... and now our roof is broken. And then-"

"Are you that man who called us last time for when your daughter and husband got stuck in a tree?"

"Yes."

"..."

"..."

"Have a good day sir."

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