On a sunny morning, Paper was making bacon and eggs. He seemed to be making them very wrong though, as THERE WAS NO FRYING PAN. When he tried to make them, he got set on fire " AA— " He screamed. No one was awake at the time, not even OJ (Thats surprising.) He had a random thought, and ran in another room.
When he got to the pool, he immediately jumped in. Paper somehow forgot he was paper, and got soggy. Because he didn't get out, he ended up ripping. And ripping, meant dying, if you have no braincells. So Paper died, at 3 AM, in a pool. Best way to go out!!!!
