kanye west vs. the world

chapter 1: the journey begins.

Once upon a time, there was a young, lonely, and slightly angry man named... Kanye. Kanye West, to be precise. One day, Kanye decided to leave his private jet behind and walk instead because he was mad at the flight attendant for forgetting about his croissant. Agitated, hungry, and tired, he walked towards a local bakery.

On his way there, however, he took a detour down a sketchy looking alleyway.

One thirtieth of the way through, he bumped into a strange figure with a long, golden trenchcoat. The figure turned around and yodeled, " I CHALLEngE YOUuuOUu TO A DAAANCE DUEL....EN GARDE!!!" Woah that rhymes, I'll use that for my next mixtape, Kanye thinks to himself.

Before you could even finish saying Yeezus, the figure ripped off its coat. It was the Queen of England!! "What in the best of Kanye West?!" Kanye shouts in surprise. " Let's raise the roof of Big Ben!! Turnnn uP!" the Queen announced as Uptown Funk began to blast through the speakers that emerged from the ground. "Bring out the BALL!" the queen says assertively.

A disco ball dropped down from a building, which ended up unhitching from whatever the heck it was connected to, and falls on top of the Queen, knocking her unconscious.

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