"Sooooo, Operation 'GTMTSYSHCMIWAOF'? What does it include?" Jimin tilted his head
Jungkook scoffed loudly, "Bribery, extortion, blackmail, torture, kidnapping, mur-"
"Let me stop you right there... we aren't going to hurt or bribe anyone just for Tae Tae to move in with us. We have to respect his parents' boundaries. They must be protective for a valid reason, and maybe they just aren't ready to lose him. Thats kind of a parent thing. We have to prove to them why Taehyung should move in with us. Show them how much we love and care for him. Invite the family to dinner and make it clear we would do anything for him. That is Operation 'GTMTSYSHCMIWAOF'."Jin ranted (bcuz he absolutely would). "Will that work for you baby?"
"Yeah, yeah that would. And I could even make a PowerPoint presentation!
Reasons:
One less mouth to feed on their salary. I will be protected by my soulmates. I will have 6 people to love me. I will live in a big house with a fantastic life like they always wanted for me. And I'll be rich secondhandedly
And more to come!! Im so excited for this. I'll go invite them to dinner." Taehyung runs off and then immediately comes back, "when is dinner? Like tonight or a different night? Or what?"
Namjoon chuckles, "If everyone is free, tonight will be fine."
"Great"
They all happened to be free that night
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"So, what are your intentions with our Taehyungie?"
"For him to move in with us" Jungkook says bluntly
Namjoon elbows him gently, "Sorry, he's the problem child. We want Tae Tae to stay here with us, so that we can love him and spend time with him. Please"
"I don't like your 'problem child'... at all." Taehyung's mom said, "and last time I checked, Taehyung had six soulmates. I only see 5. Where is the sixth?"
Hobi speaks up nervously, "Yoongi's running a bit late."
"How are we expected to trust someone who isn't punctual." Taehyung's dad said, scoldingly
A knock on the door symbolizes Yoongi's arrival. He walks in and bows to Taehyung's parents before taking a seat next to Hobi
"I'm sorry I'm late, my mom wanted me to look perfect and kept messing with my hair and outfit."
Jin smiles at him, "You look good baby." Yoongi shyly smiles back, "I just threw this together. My mom was the one who did most of the work. Everyone looks so much bett-"
Jimin steps in, "Shut your beautiful ass up. No offense to the rest of you but I personally believe that Yoongi and Taehyung look the best."
"Where is your evidence?" Jungkook retorts
Jimin points at Yoongi and Taehyung and they all look at the two boys, who attempt to make themselves smaller to avoid embarrassment.
"Wow Jimin... I take it back. That is very solid evidence."
"Thank you"
Taehyung's mom clears her throat, "I've seen enough. Taehyung, lets go home baby, its almost bedtime. I cant possibly have you moving in with these hooligans."
"But, no. I don't give a fuck what you want mom, I am not your baby anymore. I am my own person and I'm moving in with my soulmates."
"See? They are already bad influences, you've never back talked us before."
"Maybe I should have. I refuse to let you push me around any more. Im moving in guys."
"Taehyung!"
Taehyung whines, "Mom! I love you but I cant keep living like I just came out of the womb. Im not dependent on you anymore. Im capable of having my own life."
His parents storm out of the house
"I'll get my stuff later. How is that for operation 'GTMTSYSHCMIWAOF', I think that satisfies both Jin-hyung and Jungkook's ideas. Dont you guys think?" Taehyung smiles
They slept in a large cuddle pile that night
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FanfictionWARNING - THIS STORY MAY TRIGGER YOU His parents are dead He is bullied His parents hurt him His parents don't know he exists He has an abusive boyfriend His family can't afford survival He is a stripper 7 unfortunate boys 7 unfortunate lives What h...
