{Once again this is written by yo boy Onix, me and onix decided to reference some random fanfic we read togher where lilac is taller than yogurt so yuh, deal with it dude anyways so like porn}
It was a extremely hot day in the desert, the sky was pounding down, everywhere that day, barley any shade was present no matter where anyone looked, In the palace yogurt sat sipping on some water loving his rich life, lilac stood by him watching him.
Eventually yogurt ran out of water "Hey do me a solid and fill this for me?" Lilac grabbed the cup from him and walked out of the room, yogurt repositioned himself to be laying towards the door instead of the other way, Lilac came back in with the cup of water, putting it back where it originally sat and stood back in his old position "Thanks hun, this heat is seriously killing me!" The James Charles sounding fucker's sweet nick name, echoed threw lilacs mind on repeat just the word "Hun" was enough to make him metaphorically taste honey on his tongue and feel the sweet sensation of the word.
Small talk here and there was said, and done, the whole time yogurt moving around in his huge chair, Lilac noticed his pants had been falling down the whole time, but refused to say anything about it out of embarrassment, when yogurt made his last lap around the big ass chair, his pants fell down like, dead ass.
All ass being exposed somehow he didn't notice more focused on his drunk than anything else, his dong and ass being full exposed, Lilacs face glowed like a Christmas light "Yogurt, your pants" yogurt noticed finally that he has hanging out with his cock out, and got the dumbass idea to be flirty like he totally did it on purpose.
"You like what you see sweetie?" The nickname once again pushed Lilac this time he didn't, keep his fucking mouth shut "mabey" it was all but a mumble but somehow yogurt was blessed with super hearing skills and heard this mumble "Then come hear sit! Don't be shy I don't bite" Lilac being able to not sprint at the opportunity, walked silently sitting next to the pantless man.
Not expecting to get sat on, he he was bit shocked feeling, yogurts ass on him, yogurts hands brushed against the others face "Can I touch you like this? Or dose it make you uncomfortable?" It didn't make him uncomfortable at all as a matter of fact, he nodded, yogurt feeling a bump on his ass, knowing he was being serious he carried on, kissing led to making out, witch led to, hickeys on lilacs neck, yogurt looked at his work on the others neck and smiled to himself.
"Do you want to take this any farther?" He asked Lilac once again noded as consent, when all of a sudden he felt a hand down his pants, his pants then joining the "Pants on floor " club.
Yogurt places his fingers near lilacs mouth "Be a dear and suck these for me?" Witch is super weird to hear but lillac did as he was told, not knowing what was coming next but was excited to find out, yogurt began putting on a "Show" if you will and prepping himself infront of lillac so I guess he got the full "Vegan" experience, yogurt placed himself on top of lilacs member, slightly pushing himself down.
Yogurt thought he could take it no problem and he would be the one doming this, but he was wrong very very wrong. Apparently this clicked something in the assassin's mind and I guess what did click was kinda bad, cause he grabbed yogurts thighs and began aggressively pushing him up and down.
In result screaming and moaning echoed threw the room, all from yogurt that is, along with slapping yogurt was kinda out of it, well kinda is a understatement he really was out of it, he couldn't even speak he was so out of it, finally after a while, they finished, yogurt whole ass passed out still riding "Yogurt?" Lilac called out not knowing if he was dead or asleep, checking his heart beat.
He was just asleep, lillac being the Chad he is, took him off of the "All mighty stead" and placed him lying on the chair, cleaning everything up, and laying next to him spooning, he was no longer pantless but yogurt was still hanging out with his cock out.
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Randomwell guess who finally caved in? me, also I wrote this cause I'm high and bored and my one friend on discord told me "Yo this would be funny" and I agreed so, this is the product of me being high bored and wanting something to laugh at in the future...