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Grape Glass [NSFW]

[co-written by GorgingGeorge ]
Ship: Roguemond
CW: NSFW

After the rainbow shroomie incident, it would take a while for things to go back to the way they were. Especially for Vampire Cookie who gained a surge of inspiration when he swapped minds with his sister.

During his period as an alchemist, he also dabbled in inventing and molecular gastronomy, thus leading to what he considers the greatest invention in all of Earthbread.

"It sure is exhausting having to go from place to place, always picking things up or dropping things off. Too much work for me, well that weird mushroom had inspired me to create this! It's like a telekinetic sunglasses thing."

The cookies in the crowd were amazed at the set of glasses on display, among them was Almond with a handcuffed Roguefort. As he just got back from another breakout. "Well now, it would be very useful to hold many items at once."

"That would be convenient for theft-"

"Don't think about it, you're going to be in police custody Roguefort." The officer glared.

"Oh, well then, delsole." Roguefort said before swiping their leg underneath Almond's leg, causing the older gentleman to fall backward, giving them ample time to escape and cop the fancy sunglasses.

As he steadied himself, he saw they had escaped with the sunglasses.

"Honestly that was my fault for bringing them to a crowded area with a lot of people. But now I have to find them and arrest them for both theft and assault." Almond said to himself as he went searching.

"Why don't you give my new shades a try? You'll send cuffs to them instantly." Vampire insisted, giving the detective a pair to wear. "Now it turns on automatically and you can send chats and stuff to anyone else wearing them. I call it Grape Glass!"

An interface popped up in front of Almond's very eyes, giving him the option to upgrade security as well as message Roguefort from the glasses. "Let's see now, how does this work.." Focusing on catching the thief, the detective commanded security to cuff them through the glasses' interface.

In an instant the thief was caught, although they used their own pair of Grape Glass to tamper with the security system and flee. "How very useful, it'll make my greatest heist a breeze!" They thought. "Hmm, I'll just lay low for now."
"Wow, this actually works! But Roguefort got away."

"Ah, don't worry about them, they won't be untraceable if you keep sending them texts. Now, who wants their own Grape Glass?" Vampire announced.

As everyone else got their Grape glass, Almond looked through the interface.   "Well, if the only way to find them is to text them...  How do you text with these?"  Almond thought aloud before Vampire quickly explained how it works. 

"Or if texting is hard for you if you're old or whatever, you can just dial people up and call them.  You just have to speak out and the person on the other line will hear you if you're both wearing the glasses."  The vampire explained before being swamped with compliments and questions.

Once Almond got to a secluded area he dialed the number associated with Roguefort's   Grape glass.  He was shocked when somebody actually responded, and also from a voice which didn't belong to the french thief.  "Hello?"  the voice asked, sounding rather British.

"Er, is this not Roguefort?"

"Roguefort? I'm sorry, but I was just handed these by a blonde person with a blue cape."

"They must have realized they could be tracked with this glass. Um, may I ask who's speaking?"

"The name is Valdeon Cookie, I'm new here. Just moved in from the Hollyberry kingdom, and I take it this Roguefort is some sort of master criminal?"