aot chatfic - trost highschool gc

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sasha created a group with 8 members

sasha renamed the group to THS group!!

sasha: HI GUYS!!! this is sasha from trost highschool if you didnt notice alreadyyy, i just made a gc for us since like after the first day were all definitely besties now

Historia: Hi Sasha!! Thats a great idea!!!

armin: ohh are these the new kids this year ?? Thats exciting !!

ymir: how did you get my number

sasha: heyy youre ymir right??? historia gave it to mee

ymir: oh

thats fine then

eren: sasha you traitor you added horseface

jean: I AHVENGT EVENT SAID EANYTHING YET EREN WHAT TEHF FUCK

eren: see its already a mistake

sasha: can you put your dumbass rivalry away for like 10 mins

Mikasa: What?

sasha: OH HI MIKASA

FUNNY STORY ACTUALLY

eren: mikasa i thought you were at ju jitsue or howverer its spelt

jean: JU JITSUE

WHOS THE DUMBASS NOW

KLSDAFSHA JU JITSUE

Mikasa: We're having a break right now, do you have enough money for the bus home?

eren: yea im pretty sure

SHUT UP JEAN

YOU SPELLED THE WORD LIAR AS LYER ONCE

jean: AT LEAST THAT HAS LIKE REASON TO IT SMH

eren: SO DOES JU JITSUE I SOUNDED IT OUT ASSHOLE

sasha: alright alright guys stop fighting

armin: get used to it sasha, this happens every five minutes

sasha: damn i feel bad for you armin

armin: actually five minutes might be too generous

longest they've gone is probably like two minutes in each other's proximity

connie: what does prxoimity mean

porximity

proimxity

pomit

pork

pork

PORTKM

sasha: come on connie youve got this

connie: protmi

portimity

PROXIMITY

OGH MY GOD

jean: thattook you a concerning amount of time connie

connie: shut up

eren: i agree shut the fuck up please

jean: YK WHAT EREN I THINK YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP

I DID ABSOLTUTELY MOTHING WRONG AND YOURER JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE

YK B=WHAT I BET YOURE JUST EJALOUS IM BETTER THN YOU

Mikasa: Jean

jean: I RETRACT MY STATEMENT

IM SO SORRY MIKASA

I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME

PLEASE FORGIVE ME

EREN IS LIKE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME

HES SO COOL

I TOTALLY WANNA BE HIS FRIEND SO MUCH

YOU HAVE NO IDEA GUYS

THE HATRED WAS JSUT A FRONT I SWEAR

ymir: someone's down bad

jean: SHURT UP

connie: SHURT UP??? JEAN???

sasha: NAHHHHHH

jean: SHUT YOUR MOUTHS

sasha: BAHAHHAB NEVER

eren: alright im off now the bus is here

@Mikasa ill meet you at home

Mikasa: See you then, make dinner if you're hungry. I can make something myself later, don't worry

eren: ok cool

sasha: ye ive gotta go too if eren just got on the bus its probs almost at me and connie;s stop

jean: YOU AND CONNIE ARE TOGETHER RN???

REALLY?? HAVE YOU BEEN SLANDERING ME AT THE BUS STOP FULL OF OTHER THS STUDENTS???

connie: LMAO

sasha: IN OUR DEFENSE, THERES ONLY LIKE TWO OTHER THS STUDENTS HERE

I THINK THE REST OF THEM GO TO ROSE OR STOHESS I CAN TELL FROM THE UNIFORMS

connie: theres also a poopy shiganshina high kid here

they have the blazer on i could see their ass from a mile away 💀💀💀

armin: connie you do realise i'm from shiganshina right??

connie: uhhhhhhhhh

armin: so are eren and mikasa

connie: what

armin: connie i've known you for like five years...

connie: IM SORRY IM SORRY

MY POINT IS THAT THE SHIGANSHINA HIGH UNIFORM IS DISGRACEFUL

sasha: it is pretty bad ngl

connie: wait

ARMIN DID YOU GO TO SHIGANSHINA PRIMARY??

armin: how do you think that eren mikasa and i met in the first place??

connie: NAHH

I CAN SEE YOU IN THE UNIFORM 😭

YOU THREE LOOKING GOOFY IN THAT BRIGHT RED UNIFORM

ITS IN MY MIND NOW

armin: the school itself wasnt too bad

jean: NOW THE ROSE AND STOHESS STUDENTS PLUS THAT RANDO SSH KID KNOW THAT I CANT SPELL

sasha: RELAXX ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD

connie: aww is jeany boy scared of making a fool out of himself in front of the high and mighty stohess students????

jean: VERY MUCH SO

THE STOHESS KIDS ARE SCARY AS SHIT MAN

YOU WOULDNT GET IT

Historia: I went to Stohess before transferring to Trost

Honestly the people there aren't too bad once you know them all

ymir: jean youre on thin ice right now with your response

jean: OH YEAH

IM TOTALLY SURE THERE ARE PLENTY NICE KIDS FROM STOHESS

THEYRE JUST

INTIMIDATING IG

sasha: the bus is here now we'll see you later!!!

Historia: Alright!!! Take care!

jean: have fun ig