Random Incorrect quotes of my OCs

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King: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

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Deslos: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* 

Echo: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents 

Deslos: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you 

Logan: Actually I did the math, Echo would have $225, not $0.15. 

Echo: Fam I'm right here.... 

Windigo: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) 

Deslos: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please? 

Windigo: Sorry I only have a dollar 

Deslos: :( 

Logan: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Echo would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent 

Windigo: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice 

Logan: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 

King: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice 

Logan: Apply juice to what 

Everfree: Directly to the forehead 

Celestial: Great chat everyone

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Deslos: Bye Stratos! Bye King! Bye Logan! Bye Squire! Bye Stratos!

King: You said 'bye Stratos' twice.

Deslos: I like Stratos

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Squire: King, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

King: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Squire: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Deslos.

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Squire: We need to get through this locked door. King, give me your credit card.

King: Here. 

Squire, pocketing it: Thanks. Deslos, kick down the door.

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Squire: If you had to choose between King and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? 

Deslos: That depends, how much money are we taking about? 

King: Deslos! 

Squire: 63 cents. 

Deslos: I'll take the money. 

King: DESLOS!!!

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Deslos being a good big brother: I know you snuck out last night, King. 

Squire, being King's shadow: Play dumb! 

King: Who's King? 

Squire: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

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Celestial: King, keep an eye on your brother today. He's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

King: Sure, I'd love to see Deslos get punched.

Celestial: Try again.

King, sighing: I will stop Deslos from getting punched.

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Deslos: Why are Echo and Windigo sitting with their backs to each other?

Logan: They had a fight.

Deslos: Then why are they holding hands?

Logan: They get sad when they fight.

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Deslos: *annoying Stratos for the 18th time today*

Stratos done with his shit and couldn't decide to say fuck off or get away from me, Deslos: Fuck me, Deslos.

Deslos:

Stratos: wait-

Deslos be a horny bitch and having a crush on him: Okay.

*They didn't and still are oblivious lovestruck idiots.*

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Echo and Windigo being mute twins: *stares at each other intensively* *silently bursts out laughing*

Everyone else at the dinner table:

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Everfree: Are you sure this is the right direction?

Toka: Certainly, I'm as sure as I am honest!

Frya: In that case, we're definitely lost.

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Toka: *Screams* 

Deslos: *Screams louder to assert dominance* 

Logan: Should we do something?! 

Frya, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Toka: Truth or dare? 

Deslos: Dare 

Toka: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room 

Deslos: Hey Everfree

Everfree, blushing: Yeah? 

Deslos: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Stratos

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MeMe: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

King: I burned my tongue once drinking tea. 

Stratos: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. 

Toka: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil when they were first made.

Frya: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Celestial: 

Celestial: I have emotional scars.

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