Random Incorrect quotes of my OCs

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'Can I copy the homework?' 

PD & QS: I can help you with it! 

MeMe & Mist: Yeah, sure. 

Celestial: Bold of you to assume I did the homework. 

Punk: lol nope. 

PW: Wait, we had homework?!?!?! 

Ghost: *Read 5:55pm*

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Mestal: Hewwo. 

Mist: Hihiiiiii! 

Celestial: Greetings, Humans. 

QS: Three kinds of people. 

PW: I want pudding. 

QS: Four kinds of people. 

Ghost & Punk: WHAT UP FUCKERS? 

QS: Five kinds of people.

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PD: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? 

Mist: You're a hazard to society 

Ghost: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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Ghost: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything that Plague Doctor does? I mean, what if they jumped off a cliff?

Mist: If Plague Doctor were to jump off a cliff, they would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Plague Doctor jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff.

Ghost: You jump off a cliff!

Mist: Gladly. Provided Plague Doctor did first.

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Celestial, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Mestal: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!

Celestial, with the tone of someone who is used to Mestal: Outstanding.

Celestial: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Celestial: Someone will die.

Mestal: Of fun!

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*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'* 

PW: Thanks fam! 

QS: oh no 

Mestal: *cries* I love you too 

Ghost: Sounds fake but okay 

PD: *A flustered mess* 

Celestial: can i get a refund

Punk: no

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Ghost: Rules are made to be broken. 

QS: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. 

Mist: Uh, piñatas. 

PD: Glow sticks. 

Celestial: Karate boards. 

PW: Spaghetti when you have a small pot );

Punk: Rules. 

QS:

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QS: You often use humor to deflect trauma 

PW: Thank you 

QS: I didn't say that was a good thing 

PW: What I'm hearing is, you think I'm funny

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Punk: My life isn't as glamorous as my wanted poster makes it look like.

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Celestial: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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Punk: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven't decided yet' is typically a good response.

Celestial and PD: Do you mind if I use that?

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Mist: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
PD: Okay, but in my defense,Ghost bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Mist: That's not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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