HER FAKERY.﹙twst﹚ ⠀

𝐒𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐀 𝐅𝐀𝐊𝐄.

 ❝ MY HAIR WILL ALL BE WHITE BY THE TIME
I GET HOME FROM THIS DAMNED SCHOOL. ❞

twisted wnderland 𝑥 13 year old female reader,
comedy ⋅ slice of life ⋅ angst

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| fake | (n.)
not genuine; counterfeit

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Here's a problem that [name] can't solve; her issues.
Being dragged into another world with her friend, Yuu,
was one thing. But having to sacrifice her life again
and again was another story. As well finding out
that she's no longer human, she can't have her fun.

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[surname] [name] ▬ ❝ So set me free, I am in misery. ❞
13 . Ignihyde . vice dorm leader . no club at the moment
unique magic; no name . [ birth date ]
staff in the Mostro Lounge . mom friend of almost everyone

Yuuken Enma ▬ ❝  I save a dick by giving CPR- ❞
17 . Ramshackle . prefect . no club at the moment
unique magic; none . july 16 19XX . ex-kendo vice captain
[name]'s scary dog privileges

Grim ▬ ❝ Reeses puff, reeses puff- ❞
?? . Ramshackle . great grim . no club at the moment
magic; blue fire . [unknown] . prideful 'great' grim
[name]'s official #61 cat

❝ We can be friends! ❞ 

❝ That sounds like a horrible idea, fuck off. ❞

❝ You look like shit. ❞ 

❝ I will send you to jesus myself if you won't shut the fuck up. ❞

❝  [NAME]! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!❞

 ❝ I dropkicked Leona, he stole my beer. ❞

❝ Scientists say that hair is the thinnest thing on earth. ❞

❝ They're lying. There's two things thinner than that. ❞

❝ And what is that? ❞

❝ My patience and my will to live. ❞

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 🌸﹒notes !

♡ ﹒There is absolutely no romance, no ships.
Proceed with caution with warnings.
 Fight all you want in the comments,
I'm enjoying it. - Asmodeus

 🌸﹒contains the following !

♡ ﹒gore + mentions of blood & murder
spoilers for twst . cussing . gore + mntions
of blood and murder . overblot [name]
cringy chapters at start but does get better.
[name] drinks small bits of alcohol, prob like
5% alcohol like me lmao.