Dave and Bambi one shots, headcanons and drabbles

🍿 Banjex 🍿 (Headcanons)

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🍿 In my view, Banjex is bisexual and genderfluid

🍿 As a teenager, Banjex went through a major grunge phase and had his hair styled like Kurt Cobain at one point. He was also a hard rock fan at some point (Think bands like Van Halen)

🍿 He most likely knows how to play the guitar as well.

🍿 Watches cheesy and so bad they're good movies just for a laugh or while he's high.

🍿 The reason he does weed is to deal with depression and other mental/physical health issues.

🍿 His high school years were chaotic to say the least. He was constantly ditching class with friends only to get into trouble. He mellowed out in his adult years.

🍿 He doesn't take good care of himself sometimes.

🍿 Watches cute cat videos while high

🍿Idk if it's confirmed what dog Banjex had, but I had a feeling it was probably a Newfoundland dog or a gaucho sheepdog

🍿Him and Yambo have a "frenemies" type relationship. Banjex tries to get on Yambo's good side so his weed farm doesn't get taken away. Yambo is just sick of Banjex's crap.

🍿The dad friend type. He always knows what's up.

🍿Listens to mainstream pop all the time on full blast (think Ed Sheeran, Beyoncé, Adele or something) and it drives Bamberly and Bamburai insane.

🍿Bro is the bambisona equivalent of a capybara.

🍿Watches cute anime stuff when Bamberly and Bamburai aren't around cause he doesn't wanna get made fun of 😭

🍿He has at least a couple of anime plushies in his room.

🍿Leaves the most unintelligible movie reviews on rotten tomatoes

🍿He gives the best hugs imaginable

🍿Him and Bambeez hang out often and play video games together