Flipping People Off For No Damn Reason

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I woke up to birds signing, the sun shining, and the smell of bacon and eggs. Desperately trying to get up I flopped back down on the bed again, covering my eyes with my forearm. I heard the door creak open and felt pressure on my legs that were covered by warm blankets. Lazily, I closed my eyes and yawning. I peeked one eye open and saw my Cyclopes dog, raising my hand at it and flipping it off. I laughed softly, petting my dog, Four Eye, stroking his soft brown fur. "This day won't be so bad after all," I said sarcastically, as I heard a loud explosion not so far away. Well, screw this.

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